Tipper Gore

repressed WASP in desperate need of a good lay

Poor Tipper Gore, she needs a good tongue lashing

by fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck-censor this August 24, 2003

Turnaround Tipster

1. An economist or investor who claims to know when the stock market has "bottomed out" based on inside information or a unique set of obscure metrics. 2. Someone who tells you to "get back in the market" because the turnaround has begun. 3. A charlatan.

Ted says we should start buying stock again because the semi-conductor market is firming up in Taiwan. He's one of those Turnaround Tipsters on CNBC.

by Peter Kobs March 10, 2009

Tipping Point

The point at which waiting staff in a restaurant lose out on their tip, through bad manners, bad food or forgetting about you entirely.

"I've been waiting ages for my boiled goose, the service in here is appalling!"

"The tipping point came earlier when they spilt my champagne"

by Earlchristo November 6, 2013

carolina tips

When two men with boners run at each other and try and poke the other man. No hands are to be used. First one to poke the other man wins the game of Carolina tips.

Hey little boy, you want to play a game with Carolina tips?
Hey! Do you want to play a game of Carolina tips with my dad and I?

by XXpoonslayer6969XX February 19, 2015

Tipping the Velvet

Cunniligus. Oralsex performed on a woman. Tipping=licking & Velvet=Clitoris

Melissa likes to Tip the Velvet

by Margaret April 6, 2004

Rascal Tipping

The act of tipping over mobility scooters with fat people on them because people are pissed off about their tax dollars wasted on making entrances to the bathroom wider so fat people can take shits.

"The Government warns that Rascal Tipping may be dangerous and may lead to fat people shitting their pants when they kick and scream on the floor.”

by Joeys Corp. October 6, 2012

Tipsy Tinkle

A Tipsy Tinkle is when one is plastered and proceeds to urinate on the closest surface. The Tipsy Tinkle occurs more than we know. It is not uncommon for it to take place at large social gatherings such as concerts, large parties, and bar mitzvahs.

It can happen almost anywhere!
tipsy tinkling can happen:
in a parking garage
in a kfc next to the register
a shopping mall's food court
on a lawn
during rehab
on your father
in a bouncy bounce
in court
while undergoing conquest or territorial expansion

For the sake of discussion, let's say a smashed chick staggers off to some suburban lawn and proceeds to tipsy tinkle, (see pioneers*) causing a lasting stain. In this situation, the tipsy tinkler could likely be caught; facing embarrassment, prosecution, reality, and a "triple t." The tipsy tinkle victim, such as the owner of the plot of land that was pissed on, could and will likely throw a "triple t" or a "tipsy tinkle tantrum." Since the tipsy tinkler is relatively defenseless because they are wasted, they are confronted and eventually conquered. This can result in serious injury or fatality, blindness, erectile disfunction, and being exiled for the tipsy tinkle purpetrator.

Note worthy pioneers of the tipsy tinkle are Mel Gibson, Phil Collins, Jen Steverson*, and Carlos Mencia.

Yo, that beat ho wandered off and straight up tipsy tinkled by the swing set!

by Johnny Mo November 10, 2008