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Tinder Thumb

Localized pain resulting from overuse of the iPhone dating app Tinder, which has users swipe left or right to 'like' or 'nope' other users based on their images and short (often useless) bios. What begins as a fun, game-like experience often results in extreme hand cramps and acceptance that we all die alone.
'I tried to Nope him but my Tinder Thumb was so bad I couldn't swipe properly. Now I'm chatting with a guy who likes wearing wraparound sunglasses inside!'
by Rhiannon Brock January 6, 2014
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Tinderwolf

A male user of the mobile app Tinder that routinely stalks female prey in search for his next one-night stand.
That dude's a true Tinderwolf. He's closed on 100% of the girls he met on Tinder.
by Boomer4174 February 7, 2014
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tinder blast

a reckless succession of right swipes intended as a shotgun approach to finding the evenings tinder fuck. A tinder blast usually results in a night of bad decisions and a morning of blocking undesirables.
Hey bro, sorry I ditched you last night. I tinder blasted my dignity away.
by Glyph11 February 15, 2014
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Tindernitis

A condition characterized by painful stiffness and cramping of the hand and wrist as a result of the repeated swiping of the fingers while using a touch screen device, commonly associated with the online dating app, Tinder .
My friend went to the doctor's office and came back diagnosed with tindernitis.
by mynoduesp October 13, 2014
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Tinder shape shifter

(n) A very fat or large girl on Tinder who uses a very flattering profile picture to lure men (or women) in. The ruse often goes undiscovered until a further perusing of the profile after a match is made. Some may choose to unmatch, or will feel to guilty to do so. Tinder shape shifters, when matched, will often message their potential mates first.
Man 1: "dude check this new Tinder match out, she's hot as hell!"
Man 2: "look closer at her profile my friend, she is actually a Tinder shape shifter"
Man 1: "nooooo! How did you know this?"
Man 2: "because...I too have matched with her"
*both hang heads in shame*
by dtay87 July 1, 2015
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Tinder Blister

A cold sore HSV 1 or Genital Herpes HSV-2 that manifests approximately one week after a Tinder date and is immortal, due to Tindering.
“I think that bitch Crystal from Tinder gave me a Tinder Blister.
by SHAWN S0L0 January 15, 2019
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Tinder Eugenics

The genetic annihilation of men under 6 feet in height by the forces of mass technology combined with feminism.
Due to the prevalence of tinder eugenics, guys who would have been able to get married and have families years ago are now total incels.
by D Flawless April 21, 2020
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