timeline

noun. a way for facebook to demand that you use your navigational skills while trying to talk to your friends

Chaz: Bro, why do you have your compass out?
Chez: Cause I can't find my friends list on this stupid timeline!

by helefant August 13, 2012

the Loving Timeline

A 5th dimensional occurrence; a time/space continuum of reality as the perfect experience of connection to Source, the Original Creator of All that Is. The continuous experience of ever-present Love thematically expressed, shared and represented in every Moment, every Creation and every Relationship.

Presence on the Loving Timeline brings about feelings of Joy, Gratitude, Compassion, Bliss... Grace with ease in all situations... Brilliant inspiration with follow through to complete fruition and success.

Living fully in the garden of Heaven on Earth...

Through diligent forgiveness and release she was able to activate the Loving Timeline.

The Lawyer could tell his meditation practice was working when the Loving Timeline opened to him this morning presenting a peaceful resolution and winning solution for ALL involved parties.

by theBuffaloDiaries December 10, 2010

The Onioniest Timeline

An acknowledgement that we’re living in The Darkest Timeline, where satirical article concepts and titles formerly championed by The Onion are every-day, real-life news stories.

I just saw a Fox News chyron that read “TRUMP: YOU CAN’T IMPEACH SOMEBODY ‘DOING A GREAT JOB’ “ - another poignant reminder that we’re living in the Onioniest Timeline.

by #ai August 31, 2018

timeslicer

Timeslicer is such an amazing editor. That's it.

i love timeslicer

by kylies bestie May 6, 2021

Worst Timeline

The acknowledgement that this version of the multi-verse is the standard by which all other timelines consider the worst option.

"So every Republican sprung into action to replace a feminist icon, so they can ban abortion, while the relief bill has stalled because its too generous."
"We are the worst timeline."

by Perringaiden September 22, 2020

timelining

Using facebook to examine all the bad decisions you've made and how cool you really weren't in high school thus coming to the realization that your life is truly depressing, also because you obviously have time to dick around on facebook all day looking at your timeline.

I was timelining last night and noticed that 90% of the girls I dated are on xanax, pregnant or in jail, in no specific order.

by PorkCHOPsandwiches44 September 10, 2012

Timeline Silencer

Someone that constantly induces silence at online communities (twitter, facebook etc.) by sharing content that is totally detached from what the majority of the audience expects.

Typical silencers include: porn, pain and pain associated with porn.

@christiansrcool says: What a beautiful morning! at 08:27

@normalguy27 says: Damn! Burnt my pancakes again. at 08:28

@ timeline silencer says: Crime took my face. It forgot to take my knives. I´m coming for you! at 08:31

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@anothernormalguy says: is google out? at 08:45

by terminal1 July 8, 2010