dank timeline

The best of the happenings.

"Hey Barack, why don't you bring in $65K worth of Hot Dogs?? It'll go great with this walnut sauce! Dank timeline, here we cum..."

by Peter Plopper January 18, 2017

Omega Timeline

This is part of the Undertale multiverse. This is a mostly white timeline originally void of life until discovered by Core-Frisk and made into a home for Genocide survivors and random characters from different AU's. The only way to enter it is through the thought of going to the timeline.

"Hey have you been to the Omega Timeline? Its really nice there."

by iStarOnline July 30, 2016

Dating Timeline

what you use in your head to figure out when you and your bf/gf will hit each base.

according to my dating timeline, i'll probably f**k him in a month or two.

by elliebellie2323 August 19, 2011

The Picture Timeline theory

Looking at a womans older profile pictures on Facebook to determine when she became a slut.

"Dude, have you noticed how much sluttier Sheryl is getting?"

"I know man! I used The Picture Timeline theory on her and figured out she became a whore around grade 11."

by CrowNasty September 30, 2011

asian timeline

the asian timeline is when your asian parents round the time to the nearest half hour or hour. they always round up.

asian timeline

time: 10:35
dad: what are you still doing up? it's 11:00!

by big asian man March 30, 2020

Timeline

Again, there is a timelines of events that you're ignoring and being a grown ass mam didn't stop Rick or anybody else from getting checked when he came at me for being late all the time nor would it stop me with anyone else.

Hym "The fact of the matter is I'm essentially the character but I also don't see you saying anything about me either. I described myself with near perfect accuracy. People are doing to me what I said they were doing. If THAT isn't rage baiting then what the fuck do you call it other than weaponized schizophrenia and what did the other people do to you for doing it? Congratulations! It worked! You can't keep ignoring the timeline. You can't ignore the fact that to me this is one singular thing that has been happening to me over the course of 15 years in a targeted fashion. I've never heard of it happening to anyone else. And NOW... I have to sit here and wait out your performative faux-confusion about how I can say this online without standing in the middle of a mall amd shouting it at the top of my lungs. And I've already said it and I'll say it again. You can come here and put a loaded gun in my hand and I'll say what ever it is you think I won't say to your face and I'll happily make it the last thing you ever hear. "

by Hym Iam July 20, 2025

Timelined

Having your Facebook account converted over to the new and "improved" facebook timeline feature. This can be either be intentional by the user or a complete screw job from Facebook. This can have the unintended consequence of leaving you Feature Fucked by making pictures of you drunk in college readily accessible on your front page.

Wow, I just timelined myself and all my stuff is in one place! AWESOME!

I just logged into Facebook and they timelined me! NO!!!!!!!

I'd like to use that new social reader app but I don't want to get timelined. I like my old Facebook page.

by FreeColdBeer October 23, 2012