tetarded

tetarded = crustated = queen = hannah

you are tetarded you mother fucker

by Albert Einstein February 6, 2005

Tiptarded

To the end that "tipping" refers to enjoying the occasional road soda whilst cruising with a friend down your local thoroughfare, a tiptarded individual would be one that did not learn to drink while riding in a car at the appropriate age, and therefore is not ever capable of mastering such as skill.

"Dude, that was totally 5-oh that we just passed. Why the hell would you take a drink of that Old E forty just then?? You are so tiptarded..."

by dissident19 July 9, 2009

Testarded

The condition where a person habitually is unable to participate in routine acts of daily living due to an overabundance of testosterone.

"My husband bought me a frying pan for Christmas so that I could make him omelets for breakfast. He is so testarded!"

by missymissmiss December 5, 2009

timtard

A pretty lit dude who loves fireball and getting high out of his mind. He gets dunk on the weekends and drinks on school nights. Timtard makes all the bitches wet

Look at timtard over there, he looks high as fuck

by Rytarddatsun May 9, 2018

Tetarded

Falling in the snow, and getting a runny nose.

Ron fell in the snow, now he has the sniffles, Ron was tetarded.

by Snapsnopsnipple November 15, 2018

Mimtarded

The act of going to brunch and getting day drunk off mimosas

Hey Becky you want to go get mimtarded on Sunday at brunch!?

by Daydrunk April 8, 2019

Tinatarded

when you are transphobic and dumb!

Tinatard: You are a man and i like Justin Bieber
Person: That's very Tinatarded

by HIMYNAMEISMELATONINHEHEHEH June 14, 2022