Tiddlywank

A penis of small size and girth.

Phil: Well, show me your schlong, Dan.
Dan: OK ;)
Phil: Wow, that is one tiddlywank you have there!

by Diddly-dong April 16, 2015

tiddly sauce

cum

I love tiddly sauce

by dgfhjijj May 6, 2016

timilyn

Composed of Timmy and Lynn. A woman who defines the word beauty. She is compassionate yet strong. She has the heart of a lion.

She will leave them wanting more!

The girl is beautiful, unique and impressive she must be a Timilyn

by SouthernBelle77 December 19, 2016

tiddlypong

Small chicken

Ha Joe's got a tiddlypong

by MrClotpole December 5, 2019

2 tiddlywinks

a very small amount of something

You: *serves me food*
Me: wft bro theres only 2 tiddlywinks of food in this

by BroPower_ December 5, 2020

Tiddly

Tiddly is an uncommon word used to describe either male or female genetailia.
It is not exclusive to any gender so Tiddly can therefore mean 'Penis' or 'Vagina'

Tiddly is a word used mainly by very important people so that unimportant and unattractive people will not know what they are talking about.
Historians have concluded that the word Tiddly comes from a small area in Ireland known as Gibbstown.

The wonders of Tiddly have spread to nearby areas but it continues to only be used by the elite.

"That man has a very large Tiddly"
"My husbands dick is bigger"

"Did you see that woman scratching her Tiddly"
"Yes, how discusting"

by ItsTiddlyTime March 13, 2010

polish tiddlywinks

A game in which contestants race each other pants around their ankles, holding a quarter squeezed gently between their butt cheeks. When they reach the "finish" they must deposit the quarter into a cup, or marked goal first to be the winner.

Those rednecks up north are crazy, they were playing a game of Polish Tiddlywinks! They looked like retards, sick bastards.

by Maylain November 14, 2005