Tiajuna Toilet Cracker

a explosive with enough force it can crack a toilet...even if the fat french supply teacher is sitting on it

omg! a tiajuna toilet cracker!!!

by Ass of Tomorrow Sun February 5, 2005

Tiajuna bottlerocket

an illegal, usually large, firework perchaced from across the border in the "Land of the Free" Mexico

They brought back some Tiajuna bottlerockets from there trip for the 4th of July.

by slappy March 4, 2005

Tiajuana Taco

The act of pooping butt to butt

Jon and Mike went to the bathroom after eating the sloppy joes, I think they are going to make a Tiajuana Taco

by MasterBaeten November 27, 2018

tiajuana dessert

When you go to take a shit that ends up being so horrid, so unsatisfying, and so messy that you decide you need to take a shower afterward. Not an instance where you were planning on taking a shower anyway.

I was late to my date with Maria because I got stuck with a Tiajuana dessert

by Ringojoe December 22, 2018

Tiajuana Takedown

Taking a hit off of a bong, pipe or blunt then shooting tequila with salt and lime before exhaling

Gus was so high he couldnt stand after the tiajuana takedown

by Someone who Does some funky Junky shit all the Time June 30, 2008

tiajuana

A plant used by crocodiles to get high, and is commonly used by alligators for building materials. Bruce Jenner used this plant to make his transformation into a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

He snorted the tiajuana, then proceeded to consume his long lost inbred children.

He snorted the tiajuana, then proceeded to consume his long lost inbred children.

by Trunkey June 6, 2015

TIAJUANA TEABAG

All I know is it involes a donkey, a whore, a video camera, a carona bottle, a fifth of tequila, a worm and exactly 2 lime slices.

What the hell happened last night!?!?! usted cogió un burro. What the hell did you say? Tiajuana Teabag!!!LAWL

by Datelinedecoy May 1, 2007