Thunderporn

An as of yet undiscovered genre in the pornographic industry. Studios will actively deploy and follow weather balloons to exclusively film in the heart of raging thunder storms.

Did you catch the latest thunderporn from Mindjack?

by Lenworth October 31, 2018

thundercock

a penis of extraordinary power and length, often revered by other men. It can shoot ammo from 50 kilometres away and is so large that the owner must detach it when it isn’t needed to be used

‘Holy shit, the enemy is closing in on our position, FIRE THE THUNDERCOCK

*proceeds to load thundercock with maximum delicacy*

by Romanian man March 2, 2023

Thunderhorse

The most loving demon of all time. He is similar to a god but more powerful than one. Be can sniff out thots from miles away and DESTROY them.

Person 1: What’s Thunderhorse?
Person 2: Don’t you mean WHO’S Thunderhorse? Why he is my god. I pray to him and thank him for everything once given to me.

by Suckmybutteredtoast March 1, 2019

chadwick thundercock

An absolute chad with a humongous 'thundercock'.

God, Jason is such a chadwick thundercock!

by eaat'o[mger August 19, 2019

thundercock

A guy that is a douche but doesn't know it, while hitting on three girls or more girls all involved in the same cliche.

Just look at your local douches and your most likely to find a thundercock in that group.

by nails of a wolverine June 3, 2009

Thundercock

Someone with an enormous membrane. This membrane must be so big, that it causes problems to its partner.

Someone black has a thundercock, by stereotype.

by sexytymeforlife March 12, 2009

thunderpound

an action in which leaves the inside of the vagina fuuuuuuuuucked up while during intercourse. usually conducted by a derek

(after sex)
Girl: holy moly my insides hurt. he straight thunderpounded my shit

by thiis nigga August 17, 2011