Thump

A euphemism for masturbation.

Step 1: Lose 30 pounds
Step 2: Get ripped
Step 3: Thump all day

by Christian Kustard February 23, 2011

thumps

A game wherein two gentlemen with erect penises alternate taking turns "thumping" (aka flicking) each other's erection until one goes flaccid.

"Dude, I just got my ass handed to me in thumps during third period."

by Schwright March 8, 2008

thump

(verb) 1. When you kill someone with the 1960 M79 "Thumper" you say you thump them. (Makes it so it sounds dirty)
2. Can probably replace with fuck so its not too much volgarity

1st Defintion- I thumped two people and got a UAV. (pass tense)
I'm thumping everyone bading. (present)
Next round, I will thump everyone and win. (Future)
2nd Defintion- I thumped your mom last night. (not trying to affend just making the point)

by MrPerson55555 June 13, 2010

thumped

The act of having sex with a very large penis, Having had the thumper soundly applied to the female (or male) of the species

He thumped her in the butt

by Estaben Reyes July 24, 2008

thump

Bible Thumper-Evangelical Christian, especially Baptist or Pentacostal.

A couple of thumps came to my door today, wanting to convert me.

by dannyb July 5, 2005

thump

to vote. u get a thump when you agree and a thump-not when u dont
it originates from the shortened thumbs up to agree or vote in their favor

i give congressman Winny a thump for what he is saying

by stevando February 23, 2011

thump

The message you get on the computer screen when you make an error, usually accompanied by a thump or a donk sound.

What the hell did I do wrong?! I keep on gettin' the damn thump! (After checking the keyboard) Oh, I see what the problem is: stuck "Caps Lock" key!

by pentozali April 10, 2008