Michigan Tumbleweed

A piece of trash like a newspaper or a plastic shopping bag that's blowing along the ground like a tumbleweed.

Bum 1: Hey man, I'm cold, where did my newspaper go?

Bum 2: It's a Michigan Tumbleweed now.

Bum 1: Shit.

by NinjaBoi2 May 4, 2009

tumbleweed

A roaming party, where the sole intention is to roam, whilst partying. Thus giving the effect of a bush party that moves, i.e. a tumbleweed.

Screw the bush party, let's tumbleweed.

by LloydBen September 6, 2007

TumbleFeed

When you delete the 70% of your Facebook friends who you never talk to, resulting in your News Feed becoming so lonely it would not surprise you if tumbleweeds rolled across it.

I deleted like 385 friends yesterday, so now I have 20 friends left. I have been rewarded with a TumbleFeed.

by SaracottaPie March 13, 2010

pubic hair tumbleweed

When you haven't cleaned your bathroom in so long that if there is a slight breeze pubic hair rolls across your floor.

It's so gross in my bathroom that there's pubic hair tumbleweed.

by angates April 21, 2016

Ghetto Tumbleweed

any combination of indigenous dead plant life tangled with discarded hair weave, typically of kankelon fibers.

I was standing on the corner waiting for a John and a ghetto tumbleweed crossed my path.

by JanWicked October 12, 2011

Texas tumbleweed

After receiving "road-head" the driver opens the passenger door and kicks the bitch out.

Look at that bitch on the side road, she must be Texas tumbleweed.

by Craig Keaton July 12, 2003

tumbleweed

Dusty aggregation of plant matter rolled along the ground by the desert wind. A cliche of Western movies, emphasising silence or stillness, e.g. as the hero rides into an apparently deserted frontier town. Often used in connection with the death of a conversation after one participant unwittingly reveals that they are a moron. See also tumbleweed moment.

"But then Katie made a singularly unfunny cancer joke..."
"Ah. Tumbleweed?"
"Yeah."

by shoggoth August 10, 2003