devils threesome 

a threesome with 2 guys and one girl, usually double teaming at the same time

hey tyler let’s go have a devils threesome with becky over there

devils threesome by flybirdsflysb52 June 15, 2018

Kingman Threesome 

A sexual encounter, resulting from inducing high quantities of crystal-meth, between a resident of Kingman, Arizona, a tumbleweed, and a cactus.

During a visit to Arizona, my friend participated in a "Kingman Threesome" and is still pulling cactus thorns from his ass.

That night with your Mom was one cactus short of a Kingman Threesome.

Kingman Threesome by Mtn Goat October 3, 2006

Amish Threesome 

Sex between a man, a woman and a sheep. Amish women are known to have so many children that their vaginas get stretched out so much they can no longer provide their husbands with satisfying intercourse. Amish men do not like to have sex with other women outside of their marriage so in 1879 Zebidiah Grimes discovered that a sheeps vagina is very similar to a woman's vagina. In the spirit of still keeping his wife satisfied, he brought the sheep into the bedroom and poured honey onto her pussy and while having sex with the sheep, the sheep would eat out his wife. This " Amish Threesome" has saved thousands of marriages over the years. It is recommended that the woman completely shave their crotch since sheep sometimes nibble at the hair thinking it is oats.

My wife's pussy is so loose that I bought a sheep and some honey and I am going to have an "Amish Threesome" tonight!!!

Amish Threesome by The Edge (BWW) June 21, 2014

San Jose Threesome 

Although this sounds like a sexual reference, the San Jose Threesome actually refers to the hockey line of Dany Heatley, Joe Thornton and Patrick Marleau of the San Jose Sharks. This line is a member of the 2010 Olympics for Team Canada.

The San Jose Threesome is now on the ice for Canada.

Once again we see the chemistry from the San Jose Threesome.

San Jose Threesome by oddsmaker February 22, 2010

Awe-Threesome 

Awe-threesomes are when you and two other besties of yours cuddle up to watch a scary movie, anime, or a funny. No homo. Everything is normal in the day of friendship. You have fun, and dont give a care what people think about you. Because you are amazing.

Me and my besties had some awe-threesomes last night.

Awe-Threesome by Pop Rocks and Pepsi July 4, 2011

Farmyard Threesome 

A threesome with two hideous pig-like girls.

Guy 1: "These girls are all over you, if you play your cards right you may get a threesome mate!"
Guy 2: "Even if I just play my cards I'll get a threesome, the fucking pigs"
Guy 1: "Farmyard threesome!"

Farmyard Threesome by Mr Fox123 February 21, 2013

Lunch Threesome 

A lunch date with three people

“Let’s invite Sarah to lunch with us, it’ll be a lunch threesome.”

Lunch Threesome by soapsoapsoap February 3, 2020