you thought you ate 

when somebody thought they did something but they didn’t, when their joke lame or didn’t give what was supposed to be gave .

ex:
girl: “don’t play with me, i’ll beat your ugly a** h**while you looking like a dog 😘. period tf”
me/you: girl stfu you thought you ate that💀z

you thought you ate by okay because September 23, 2021

thought masturbation 

When someone has dumbass thoughts in his head that motivates him while doing nothing about it, usually all those people do is imagine and get pleasure from thinking some bullshit. They like to share those thoughts with their friends and listen to some music/look at images while thinking about it.

Michael's head:

*listens to balkan rap* => I need to move to Serbia !!
*looks for BMW photos on google and listens to german rap* => I need a BMW to prove em all wrong !!
*watches ultimate last minute goals on youtube* => I will become a football coach soon !!
*looks for some 90 days 90kg lost videos on youtube and listens to motivating songs* => tomorrow i start gym !!

Michael: bro, i finally found what I needed in my life..
Djafar. his best friend: Man stfu. i'm tired of your thought masturbation..

thought masturbation by upsetrobbery June 23, 2020

thoughtdreams 

A hybridized term for creative ideas that are an unexpected mixture of both thoughts and dreamlike images.

I was typing up a somewhat boring report when a series of thoughtdreams slammed into my head right out of the blue.

thoughtdreams by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

Thought Wigwam

A meeting held at work to share ideas, a "safe place" in which to do some "blue sky thinking.

hey guys, lets powwow in the thought wigwam with a chai latte

Thought Wigwam by Dollydollbird July 18, 2011

Thought Criminal 

Someone who is guilty of a thought crime, a crime committed by one's thoughts. Thinking differnetly(Outside the box), questioning authority, or owning anti-government literature such as Zeitgeist.

Alex Jones, the documentary filmmaker is a thought criminal

Thought Criminal by Danny Glans February 20, 2010

Thought Block

1. When a thought or idea is lost or forgotten while entering the mind of a human being by a sudden change in the environment. (Most commonly occurring to stoners.)

2. An act to purposely prevent a human being to continue his thought process.

1. I'm totally baked right now typing up this definition of 'Thought Block" and I

2. Friend 1: Man, I just tripped out these two stoners and they forgot where they were going!

Friend 2: Aw, you just though blocked them? You're a dick.

Thought Block by KrabbyPattiesss June 29, 2011

gather one's thoughts 

To engage in the taking of illegal substances in the lavatories of public bars, clubs, town halls etc.

Often said in response to nosey friends or well-wishers who don't necessarily know that you do blow on occasion.

Man: Where are you off to, another man?
Another man: One must retire momentarily to gather one's thoughts.

gather one's thoughts by Tama Boyle February 3, 2007