bible thumper

The cause of many major wars, genocides, and crimes against humanity during the last 20 centuries.

The Middle Ages and the European colonization of Africa and the Americas were the glory days of the Bible thumpers.

by AYB July 18, 2003

Geriatric Thumper Dance

Reminiscent of Thumper the rabbit from the Bambi cartoon, it is the practice unique to elderly people in which they quickly tap their foot on the floor several times in rapid succession immediately prior to raising that leg off the floor so that they can quickly slide on that side of their underwear, pajamas, or pants before falling. Contradicting the apparent belief underlying this behavior, studies by gerontologists have concluded that the Geriatric Thumper Dance is mostly ineffective in preventing old folks from losing their balance.

Samantha: "Grandma, how long have you been lying on the floor this time?"

Grandma: "Sweetie, I'm so glad you came along when you did."

Samantha: "Please Grandma. No more Geriatric Thumper Dance, OK?

by Perv Johnson November 24, 2010

Tud Thumper

A person who doesn't seem to realize that they're not liked by the group they call their "friends". As it turns out, this person is hated by everyone in that group.

Person 1: Do you know who was following me this morning?
Person 2: Yeah I saw him, that dude is a tud thumper.

by Big Yetti June 6, 2011

Bible Thumper

A religious Zealot who pressures people to subscribe to their own religios beliefs, even after the target has said they are not interested. Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses are particularly notorious Bible Thumpers.

a bro: "Hey,there are some Mormon Missionaries at the door to talk to you!"

me: "Damn, I told those Bible Thumper Mormons to go away, where is my Pepper Spray at?"

by Piranha March 24, 2008

cookie thumper

A male who does anal.

" Girl, just so you know, he's a cookie thumper. You wont be able to sit for a week".

by chewieyumyum December 13, 2013

Bible thumper

An individual who justifies his/her actions by quoting Bible passages. They often reject scientific evidence, pass judgement on others, and have a know-it-all attitude. Most have lost the ability to think critically.

As our Biology teacher showed us pictures of Lucy, a fairly well-preserved Australeopithicus fossil and tried to explain how she had characteristics of both extinct primates and some current primates such as apes, chimpanzees, and humans, some Bible thumper in the back of the room yelled out "We din't come from no monkeys!"

by toolguru November 12, 2007

cookie thumper

a guy who goes for much younger girls. i.e like girls just past scout age where they may sell cookies for a cause or girls who are still in or just past innocence.

guy: shall we invite billy to our party?
girl: noway, have you seen his new girlfriend? shes like 14, hes a total cookie thumper

by shesleeps February 22, 2014