Maximum Thickness

The largest size that a girl can be before she is no longer considered attractive. Any larger and she is considered to be fat or unattractive.

Dude, Amanda is a little big, but she's still pretty hot. She's reached maximum thickness.

by TexAMAggie05 August 19, 2008

Thicken my sauce

To make something better. (Working out to get stronger, working harder to make more money)

I started a new workout program so I can thicken my sauce. I have been working diligently this year in hopes to get promoted so I can thicken my sauce.

by Uncle G - Beach June 21, 2016

motion thickness

Travel fat

Motion Thickness is when you are riding along in a vehicle and you start to get a woody from the vibration of the vehicle

by Motion thickness March 18, 2014

Morning thickness

Morning thickness: adverb; the state of feeling bloated (thick) before taking a morning dump.

I woke up feeling rather rotund. I had a feeling of morning thickness hoping soon my morning dump would alleviate the discomfort.

by Chett2tees October 21, 2017

Turp Thickener

When a plug fills half the cart with useless, cancer causing chemicals, that make you feel no bueno.

Boy 1: I bought a cart but it makes me feel funny

Boy 2: It probably has Turp Thickener in it.

by Ar.Ca.Ra.Be December 5, 2019

thickets

a disease that infects young girls and causes an abnormally round, juicy ass to develop. The origin of the disease is not fully known, though genetics may contribute. Most likely it is due to eating too much hormone-induced meat while in adolescence. The disease is contagious only in the sense that once you have a girl with this disease, your appetite for others becomes insatiable.

Dwayne: "Damn son look at Thickie Lake over there with all that ass!"

J: "yeah she got a classic case of the thickets!"

by steady.elegance May 12, 2009

material thickness

(adj.) 1. Description of a voluptuous woman, whether it is a nice juicy big booty or a nice set of jugs or a combination thereof.

(adj.) 2. Description of a female that has got the curves in all the right places, similar to that of Vida Guerra. Not to be used for description of females under 120 lbs.

scenario #1: Hey check the material thickness on Suzie, she has got it goin' on!

scenario #2: (for the fatties, comparable to Rosanne or Christie Alley before the weight loss) DAMN! look at that chick, that like 4 inch material thickness!!

scenario #3: (for the hotties, comparable to Beyonce Knowles or Vida Guerra) Man, Vida Guerra has got 3/16" material thickness going on, and then you look at her ass and it like POW 1/2" material thickness.

by El Magico July 2, 2007