therapist

Someone you pay $100 an hour to fuck with your psyche.

My therapist tried to blame my parents for all my troubles.

by javaturtle January 13, 2004

therapist

Retarded loser who is supposedly "trained" to understand everything you have to say, when really they just want to get into your business, tell everyone your personal issues, and all the while get money for it. My advice: if they invite you to dairy queen, call the cops. =

Therapist: And how does that make you feel?
Me: Like stabbing you for repeating the question.

by undefined =] August 19, 2007

therapist

someone who understands the power of language but hasn't yet seen the definition of freedom

my therapist just told me I was normal.

by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009

therapist

a close friend whom you talk to about your problems.

Melissa is my therapist.

by Michael Duy January 11, 2004

therapist

rapist

Oh my gosh! That guy is a therapist! Be careful!

by Beccaboo September 11, 2012

The Therapist

Jermaine Cole's original rap moniker.

Have you heard J.Cole aka The Therapist?

by sgtpepper217 November 17, 2017

therapist friend

The friend of a friend group that let's people vent to them but no one ever listens to the therapist friend.

Sarah let's me talk about my problems to her. She's definitely the therapist friend.

by Sable135 September 15, 2021