robbing the cradle

The act of stealing a cradle, which is used to hold babies. Whatever you do is don't take the baby. They cry alot and then when they don't cry the poop and then cry some more. They never sleep.

My friend stole a cradle but threw the baby. Then the baby died. God damn annoying babies.

by Adeadlyliquid November 22, 2004

Rock the cradle

To be attracted to people who are underage

"Yo i heard r Kelly married Aliyah when she was just 15 and he was 27."

"Yea everyone knows he likes to rock the cradle."

by Little Debo December 1, 2019

robbing the cradle

Stealing a baby, or it's personal effects from it's crib.

I'm low on funds son, I'm going to go rob the cradle next store and sell the baby to a nice couple who can't conceive a child of their own./ I'm low on funds so I'm going to steal that babies blanket, B.

by jerem December 11, 2003

cats in the cradle

Confusing as fuck

Dan: my sisters boyfriends mom wrecked my stepdads passed down for generations from grandfather to father to sons classic car that was registered to our neighbor who is a horse groomer.

Sam: this is all very cats in the cradle Dan, I don’t have time for your shit.

by Tspice November 28, 2017

Kick the cradle

To impregnate or get pregnant. (its just like kick the bucket as referring to finding out your dying in this case finding out you got her knocked up

Hey congrats i heard you kick the cradle. boy or girl?

by A funny dude October 13, 2011

the cradle robber

When a guy is fucking a pregnant woman and penetrates the baby as she is giving birth

Hurry up and give birth to this baby, i want to be the cradle robber

by Jake Luc September 21, 2007

the cat's in the cradle

When you have secured an item or objective.

"Hey bro did you get the weed?"
"Yes, the cat's in the cradle."

by qponthedefinition August 1, 2016