gay peninsula theory

The theory that gay people in the United States enjoy living on this tips of peninsulas, which is quite possibly a subconscious phallic desire. For proof, look at three different cities: San Francisco, Provincetown, and Key West. All three are known for high percentages of gay residents, thriving gay tourism, and prominent gay pride parades; and all three are located at the tips of peninsulas.

Granted, Key West is technically part of an archipelago and not a peninsula, but US Route 1 connects the entire island chain to the mainland, so for practical intents and purposes, the keys form a peninsula.
No doubt uptight ignorant people will cry "homophobia" when they read this, but there is nothing offensive about gay peninsula theory.
by klopek007 March 14, 2010
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Peninsula Pretty

A term used to describe a female who is seen as attractive, only within the confines of a particularly trashy area.
I always thought she was really pretty, but when I got out of this area and saw classy women, I realized she was only Peninsula Pretty.
by koalabearxo October 15, 2013
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A high school located in Palos Verdes Estates known for its athletic field. The place is essentially just another egotistical school that acts like they’re hot shit, even though they have many flaws. It’s filled to the brim with stuck up rich kids (typically white or asian) who steal their mommy’s credit card to buy name brand clothing like Supreme or Bape. The girls are either LGBT or thots, there is no in between. This isn’t surprising, as Palos Verdes is known as one of the richest cities in Southern California. The school is made up of approximately 2,300 students, resulting in a huge shortage of food during lunchtime. All in all, Palos Verdes Peninsula is equivalent to a pig sty.
All the girls at Palos Verdes Peninsula High School walk around with fake lashes and their asses hanging out of their shorts.
by suckmyassitsmells September 29, 2019
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Peninsula Mouthwash

A glorified blowjob where the individual performs the act while, just after using mouthwash.
(A)"I heard you got head yesterday." (B) "Even better, she gave me a Peninsula Mouthwash." (A) "You lucky motherfucker."
by garythechair August 07, 2018
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Peninsula

A piece of land surrounded by water on 3 sides. Is said like Jo mama or idk as an answer to anything.
You: can you help me?
Friend: peninsula
by Koi29 June 04, 2023
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peninsula

A landmass surrounded by water on 3 sides and land on 1 this can also be called a Pennsylvania.
California is a peninsula or a Pennsylvania
by Danny Duna September 17, 2020
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Peninsula

The word every disappointed teenager finds in place of where the word "penis" should be in a dictionary
Dammit, where's penis? I swear to god it should be right before peninsula...
by IJustWantedToDefineOneWord January 05, 2023
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