Dancing with the Irish Clown

Masturbation, Spanking the Monkey, Beating the drum, Releasing the One-Eyed Monster.

'Dude, what were you doing!?'
'Oh, I was dancing with the irish clown'
'The door was closed, there was no clown.'
'I know.'

by Resistor.Face March 7, 2010

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luck of the irish

During the gold and silver rush years in the second half of the 19th century, a number of the most famous and successful miners were of Irish and Irish American birth. . . .Over time this association of the Irish with mining fortunes led to the expression 'luck of the Irish.'

That miner must have the luck of the irish.

by Aimboats October 9, 2017

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Luck of the Irish

An American phrase, not an Irish one. Used to insult Irish immigrants that came to America during the gold rush.

The Luck of the Irish was to say, only by sheer luck, as opposed to brains, could these idiots find gold. It’s outdated and offensive.

-John got his promotion at work, all the hard work paid off!
- Ah that’s the luck of the Irish for you!

by cupantae94 August 6, 2019

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luck of the irish

Bad luck... People think the irish are lucky. They are wrong.

The Irish drink because they are cursed with the luck of the irish.

by Michael McD March 15, 2008

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Suck of the Irish

n. The brilliant ability of Irish women to bob their heads up and down along an erect penis for a time that is far beyond that of those lazy Japanese whores in order to achieve a pure ejaculative mouthful of goodness.

She really had the Suck of the Irish.

by navysealalltheway September 9, 2010

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The Irishman

The act of shoving a potato up your partners ass during sex.

“Dude, last night I pulled the Irishman on my girl when she wasn’t looking!”
“Yo no way dude! How far did it go up?”

by Zhanorz July 19, 2022

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The Irish Curse

A trait of the Irish heritage that causes people of Irish decent to have small unsatisfying penis'

Collin Casey: Dude i cant believe she rejected my D!
Mike: Sucks for you dude, why?
Collin Casey: She said my dick was too small.
Mike: Aw the Irish curse strikes again

by not irish June 10, 2009

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