Adam Gardner

A former live percussionist for the metal band Nevermore who was ultimately kicked out for his unorthodox use of materials and a declining mental state.

"Was that guy using a rotten fish for a snare drum?"
"Yeah he has gone totally Adam Gardner!"

by Gregory Hasien February 1, 2008

Sauce Gardner

The most overrated player in the nfl

Man sauce Gardner is overrated as fuck he only had 2 interceptions

by Thesauce1234 February 4, 2023

gardner snake

the worlds largest snake... if you thought the snake was big, wait til you see the head. it shoots 'venom' out of its mouth hard enough to knock people out... once the gardner snake gets you in its sights, theres no escape.

OH NO! ITS COMING! YOU CANT ESCAPE THE GARDNER SNAKE! EMBRACE FOR IMPACT! ITS GETTING READY TO BITE!

by i got owned by a gardner snake January 13, 2011

Rachel Gardner

A anime girl from angles of death

idk: "do u angels of death"
me: "yea i simp or Rachel gardner"

by Angels of death fan October 29, 2020

gardner buddy

A girl, usually an older woman, whom a man likes to fertilize with.

Your mom is my gardner buddy.

by ak039 February 27, 2011

Sallie Gardner

A very famous Italian Singer

Sallie Gardner went into stardom at a very young age.

by Sallie's biggest fan October 2, 2010

Professor Gardner

An archetypal American elderly man who inexplicably finds himself in Japan.

"Is he married to a Japanese woman?" "No, I think he's just another Professor Gardner."

by Jaolo March 3, 2008