the field goal

when you're getting a blow job and you're about to cum you have the girl hold her arms in the shape of a field goal post and cum on her face and yell IT'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD when you cum on her face

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by kiods May 13, 2010

Keep it real up in the field

Popularized on the Howard Stern Show, derivation of Keep it Real, with the geographical location of 'in the field' added to specify where you need to keep it real.

"Keep it real up in the field, a'ight?"

by dberto April 7, 2010

grass on the field

1. pubic hair
2. hairy pussy
3. any part of the vagina which is unshaven
4. hairy poon

SEE ALSO if there's grass on the field play ball

Theres so much grass on the field I thought I was in the Amazon

by Grass May 12, 2004

The Fielder

a cart wheel into a t-bag

When Timmy passed out last night, I gave him the Fielder

by Dawgleg August 23, 2009

Leaving Players On The Field

To drop a deuce and not dispose of it properly (not flushing or making sure everything flushes).

Guy 1: "man those guys from programming keep coming over to our restroom to drop the kids off at the pool"

Guy 2: "I know and they have their own bathroom!"

Guy 1: "worst part is, THEY KEEP LEAVING PLAYERS ON THE FIELD"

by waxrage October 1, 2009

If there's grass on the field, play ball

Traditionally, used to denote the beginning of (American) baseball season practice anxiously awaited by enthusiasts each springtime: If there was grass growing, then the season had progressed enou gh past winter to start the new season: "play ball!" More recently, it has become a slang inferring statutory laws regarding underage females did not, in practice, realistically apply and that instead, the presence of pubic hair (grass) indicated sufficient maturation to begin sexual activity (play ball).

"I know your sister's only twelve, but I go by baseball, not age, "If there's grass on the field, play ball!"

by Azi0056 February 17, 2019

I'd plow the field

Means you would want to have sexual relations with a woman, but not normal sexual relations, really really sexual relations, like you would want to with jessica alba or carmen electra. In other words you would fuck the shit out of her.

See: i'd hit the fuck out of it

Guy 1: Ayo you know angie from george lopez?

Guy 2: Hell yeah, I'd plow the field.

Guy 1: Haha who wouldnt?

by I'd Plow Jessica's Field July 21, 2009