robbing the cradle

Stealing a baby, or it's personal effects from it's crib.

I'm low on funds son, I'm going to go rob the cradle next store and sell the baby to a nice couple who can't conceive a child of their own./ I'm low on funds so I'm going to steal that babies blanket, B.

by jerem December 11, 2003

cats in the cradle

Confusing as fuck

Dan: my sisters boyfriends mom wrecked my stepdads passed down for generations from grandfather to father to sons classic car that was registered to our neighbor who is a horse groomer.

Sam: this is all very cats in the cradle Dan, I don’t have time for your shit.

by Tspice November 28, 2017

Kick the cradle

To impregnate or get pregnant. (its just like kick the bucket as referring to finding out your dying in this case finding out you got her knocked up

Hey congrats i heard you kick the cradle. boy or girl?

by A funny dude October 13, 2011

the cat's in the cradle

When you have secured an item or objective.

"Hey bro did you get the weed?"
"Yes, the cat's in the cradle."

by qponthedefinition August 1, 2016

crank the cradle

Masturbate, mostly a guy.
For a female the correct sentence is wiggle the jiggle

Duudee, I just saw Lindsay again. I gotta get home to crank the cradle!

by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019

rob the cradle

a person who finds themselves in relationships with those much younger than themselves with at least a five year age gap

Look at how young that bitch is

Are you finna rob the cradle bro?

by sansxfuckyou March 2, 2022

Rocking the cradle

Refers to someone's young age; typically used in a playful and lighthearted manner.

Joel: Dude, the Buffalo Bills just drafted a 20-year-old running back.

Shawn: Dang, the NFL be rocking the cradle!

by SantoriniSwimmer223 December 28, 2024