bruce: so james, are you going to the cockpit tonight????
James: yeah there's going to be one hell of a turn out
Bruce: i'm glad about that! my ass hassn't had a good ponding in weeks!
James: but i ponded you ass last night?
Bruce: you were never a good fuck james.... i just didn't want to hurt your feelings...
James: you cut me deep bruce! you cut me deep
James: yeah there's going to be one hell of a turn out
Bruce: i'm glad about that! my ass hassn't had a good ponding in weeks!
James: but i ponded you ass last night?
Bruce: you were never a good fuck james.... i just didn't want to hurt your feelings...
James: you cut me deep bruce! you cut me deep
by cock rag sam August 29, 2006
Get the cockpitmug. by JUDGE DJ NASTY MULLEX July 6, 2012
Get the cockpitmug. by flymilehighclub August 8, 2011
Get the Cockpitmug. The section of skin connecting the base of the penis shaft to the upper scrotal region. aka the armpit of the penis.
by Nate Brown, Lee Jasper, Dusty Buck March 7, 2007
Get the cockpitmug. The area where you shaft connects with your scrotum. Sweat and dirt collects here. Its like an armpit for your penis.
by 3plaintain December 9, 2008
Get the Cockpitmug. Male A, "Oooh my cockpit is a bit itchy today".
Male B, "What, do you mean its itchy where the underside of your penis meets your scrotum?"
Male A, " F'sure"
Male B, "What, do you mean its itchy where the underside of your penis meets your scrotum?"
Male A, " F'sure"
by Phil D April 28, 2007
Get the Cockpitmug. i shoved mah dick in that bitches armpit but it wasn't shaved so it was a very painful cockpit adventure
by chinaguy November 27, 2009
Get the cockpitmug.