Definitions by chinaguy

Xi Jinping 

A massive yellow coloured bear severely addicted to a substance called "Hunny" ,which drives him mad, making him extremely oppressive and abusive to those weaker than him. He would find ways to snatch other people's money to buy Hunny to feed his addiction. Recently, he accidentally unleashed a deadly plague, COVID, while conducting his experiments and as such he locked up the people around him like prisoners to contain the plague even though it is now proven to be mild.

Xi Jinping is planning to convert the Xinjiang re-education camps as facilities to imprison those who caught covid 19.

Xi Jinping by Chinaguy November 7, 2022

Putin

A shirtless bear riding savage who roams across the forests of Russia, hunting down people who oppose him. His best friend is not surprisingly Winnie the Pooh aka Xi Jinping

Don't go into those forests alone or Putin may impale you with a spear

Putin by Chinaguy May 17, 2022

cockpit 

fucking a girl in the arm pit

i shoved mah dick in that bitches armpit but it wasn't shaved so it was a very painful cockpit adventure

cockpit by chinaguy November 27, 2009