The Cock Block

An actual block of wood with the words COCK BLOCK written on it. It is used when a male is talking to a female, and another male walks up with THE COCK BLOCK, sets it down in front of the male and takes over the conversation with the female.... there are several variations of the cock block... "The Pocket Cock-It" (a pocket sized cock block), "The Twat Block" (the female version of the cock block). Developed by college students in Visalia, Ca.

"Talen was talking to this chick when all of a sudden Bryant walks up with THE COCK BLOCK, and sets it down in front of him."

by Sir Pyscho Sexy May 24, 2006

Cream of the Cock

In the Cock world, pardon the pun, but this is the cock that rises to the top.

Lorene was at a swingers party last weekend, and she was searching for the Cream of the Cock. So, she invited all men to sit before her, and get as erect as they have ever been. This guy Jeff put his best foot forward, and by foot I mean 12 incher, so for that night he was the Cream if the Cock! Unfortunately, Jeff made it three pumps before shooting his little load. Asshole.

by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020

flying the cock

When you've got a threesome going with two girls, one is laying on top of the other, and you alternately penetrate each one, i.e. insert penis into the top girl, then withdraw and insert it into the bottom girl, then the top one again, then the bottom, ad infinitum until orgasm. This is flying the cock. Originally coined by Jeffy of RSD.

I flew the cock with Sydney and her mom last night dude, it was awesome--Jeffy would be proud!

I'm flying the cock bitches!

by Shaman25 March 30, 2008

I Can Only Piss with the Cock I've Got

Used by someone when another person isn't satisfied with something they do, not due to a lack of effort but because they had limited resources to do something with.

Barry is doing a house extension with limited tools/workforce. His boss arrives

Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"

Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."

by come_on_england October 16, 2008

shitting on the cock

"shitting on the cock" means you disappointed someone by failing to fulfill the hopes they had for you. It is usually used between friends to make fun of each other.

it comes from the brazilian expression "cagar no pau".

-"I spent the whole night wingmaning for my friend Matt "Semen" and had to entertain his crush's friend for hours and he still lost her to a random guy in the club... I'm tired of him always shitting on the cock like that"
-"I know... I've grown used to it by now"

by djonikinghand May 5, 2019

Give the cock

An alternative to giving the finger, giving the cock can be used in any situation giving the finger would be used in. In order to give the cock you'll need to hold out your right hand and curl your index, middle, ring and pinky finger toward your hand in an arch form without it touching the rest of your hand (the arch can be moved forward and backward to give a small to large cock), then extend your thumb over your index finger without it touching your index finger. Giving to cock can be used on anyone regardless of age or sex.

That asshole cut me off I'm going to give him the cock.(Give the cock)

by TheCrusher69 July 19, 2011

Love the cock

A term used to describe what everyone should do. whether it be your own or someone elses: we must all 'Love the Cock' - you know its true (would I lie to you?)

Oh my god I love the cock, gimme more

She does not love the cock enough

mmm... cock

by Luke Warm October 11, 2008