The Cannon Group

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Dare you face the kick?

by tito December 30, 2004

The Cannon

When you see a sexy female and you want to say something but you don't because you don't want to get shot down in front of people or shot down period.

When you freeze up and don't know how to act when you see a gorgeous girl you even start acting a bit nerdy as a side effect.

Girl walks past you, shes the most beautiful girl you have ever seen,then The Cannon comes in where you turn stare smile throw a head nod and then turn around and don't do anything.

Girl walks past sexy as can be, you turn see her and then start rattling off math or scientific terms that pushes her away causing The Cannon.

by KiDLazY April 30, 2011

The Cannon

The act of taking a large dump in a female`s vagina then proceeding to use your fist and or penis to pack the fecal mass deep inside the cavity.

Jill was feeling very creative last night, so we did the cannon.

by Lando Comando 25 December 15, 2008

wax the cannon

to jerk your gerkin. to masturbate. to wank off.

"dude my wrist is so freakin sore because I wax the cannon like 8 times a day."

by sam west January 10, 2008

The Cannon

When you shoot your cum onto a girl's chest

Wade Booth: My Girlfriend was giving me a hand job for 10 minutes. She bet I couldnt cum.

Lets Just say I gave her the Cannon

by NoongaWoonga June 16, 2011

loading the cannon

To place crack cocaine in a crack pipe for smoking

Yo, don't be loading the cannon in my car! Wait until you get home.

by A-Town Social Experiment May 24, 2008

The Cannonball Slap

The act of hanging on your ceiling fan and dropping a large log into your partner's rectum, thus slapping her innards. The vagina can work too, but she may not like it.

Dude, I totally wanted to The Cannonball Slap to your sister last night.

by Eric DontTryThisAtHome BigDick December 7, 2010