Bastian Farivar Gazurek

The second greatest human in the world. His power almost equals with chief keefs power. He is a true glo boy.

Man Bastian Farivar Gazurek is a real champ today

by bastian farivar May 6, 2022

bastian

bastian is the cutest funniest smartest guys you could meet, he has pretty eyes and a pretty personality overall. You love the way he talks, smiles and looks you cant get over him because you get emotional and physically attached.

bastian is so good.

by geekedgirl100 March 4, 2024

Bastian

A guy who gets cheated on by a chinese girl living in Tokyo.

I got bastian'd. Should have listened to daddy.

by fuckbastian June 3, 2025

Joe Bastian

Being ice cold from the three point line then claiming you’re one make away from catching fire, only to ultimately remain 0-10.

Person 1: If only I played well last night we would’ve won.
Person 2: Oh man, did you Joe Bastian it?
Person 1: Yup…

by Blue jeans 2023 July 25, 2023

bastian and maria

Absolute geniuses. Smartest Kids in school also they are beautiful.

"You see the kids over there? Those are the Bastian And Maria og this school"

by Captain Schack November 20, 2018

Max Bastian

Hella hot dude who pulls lots of bitches

“Yo bro, you pull hella bitches, you must be Max Bastian.”
“Correct.”

by Jasper the great March 7, 2025

Nikolas Elias Timo-Bastian Ioannis Ionnis

He's lost

Man, Nikolas Elias Timo-Bastian Ioannis Ionnis is really lost sometimes.

by anonymous November 22, 2021