stab in the anus

anything that is extremly painful.

My divorce was a stab in the anus.

by Deep blue 2012 August 15, 2009

Kanus the Anus

A truely annoying entity, plagued by its own being...
Related to "kanus" - sagging genital flesh.

Kanus the Anus, smelt funny & wouldn't stop flapping. Just like a kanus...

by PlayaHater November 12, 2008

roll of the anus

Similar to a roll of the dice. commonly used in reference to the anal production, or storage of, roofies.

I'm not sure if she will remember this night, its a bit of a roll of the anus.

by fecalToes May 8, 2014

glaucoma of the anus

When one is simply tired of dealing with work bullshit.

Hey boss, I have glaucoma of the anus. Unfortunately, I can't see my ass coming in today.

by Satan McNinja March 10, 2017

thanos (aka. the anus)

thanos (mostly known as the anus) is a pruple, big grape with nut sack chin. He has two beautiful daughters (i srsly dont understand how he has kids) and has a big rusty, basball mit. His mission is collect alllllll the beautiful pebbles so he can control the rock conventions he attends to. He is a horrible dad (considering he pulls one apart and kills the other for a pebble). he is T H E A N U S

"Hey, did you hear the new supervillian?"
"Oh yeaaaa huh, Isn't he thanos (aka. the anus)? he looks like a mishappen grape!"
"*gasp* i thought the same!!!

by deeb the mischievous May 21, 2019

Knights of the round anus

Gays; those men we're all supposed to love, despite all privately finding their behaviour disgusting.

Sir Elton John and Sir Ian McKellen are both knights of the round anus.

by IanChode October 5, 2008

The Sahara Anus

A little-known variation of the originally viral cinnamon challenge, the Sahara Anus instead forces contenders of the challenge to place cinnamon in or around the anus for a period of time. The goal of the Sahara Anus is to keep the cinnamon on the outside opening of the butthole (or completely inside for the most daring contestants) longer than the rest of the challengers. The name derives its origins from the extremely parched and dry texture the cinnamon leaves on the anus, similar to the extreme heat and barrenness of the Sahara Desert.

"Why were you in the hospital yesterday after the party?"
"...my friends decided to try the Sahara Anus."

by belletaria December 29, 2014