Plumber's Waltz

The anal keeps coming. Okay, you jam your dick and both of your thumbs in the girl's ass and go on nailing her. You pull it out, stick your thumbs in her ears, and blow your load in her mouth until it comes out of her nose.

She got jizz on my pants when I gave her the Plumber's Waltz.

by StONY January 25, 2004

Waltzing Matilda

A phrase used to describe having sexual relations with a homeless person or "hobo." The phrase originated from an Australian Folk Song of the same name, which tells the story of a lonely "swagman" (a man who travels the country on foot looking for work) who carries all his belongings in a "Matilda" (a particular term for a bag). He sings affectionately to his Matilda because it is the only company he has.

Man, you were trashed last night. You committed a Waltzing Matilda.

by The Tortoise and The Kare October 1, 2010

scottish waltz

The noise you hear when your drinking through a straw and the liquid is gone.

Hey, I hear the Scottish waltz, where is the bar maid?

by Hummmvee March 27, 2007

hip hop waltz

an unlikely conjunction necessarily resulting from the condition of postmodernity; two oppositional concepts fated to forever be in a relationship once joined by contemporary demands..

mccain and palin were hip hop waltz

by jai zee September 1, 2009

hip hop waltz

a standing lap dance

she did that hip hop waltz until he splooged his pants/ so good so good she did her dance

by deejay b. b. screwanova September 19, 2009

flea de waltz

A traumatizing song from Danganronpa which will live in your nightmares

Saihara-chaaan look kaede is playing flea de waltz with her feet again!!!! its really annoying! Should we kill her with a hydraulic press? Oh guess the jobs finished nishinishi

by Saihara-chaan February 17, 2021

1 hand waltz

Masturbation. The act of pleasuring oneself using manual stimulation. One handed-tussle. A less aggressive version of the 5 knuckle shuffle and cousin to the 2 hand tango. A fistful of man dollars. Pulling on the old wad. Jerkin' the gherkin'. Slapping the ham. Pounding the pig. Pullin' the skin flute. One hand short of a 2 hand tango.

After yet another unsuccessful night out, John went home alone and was reduced to doing the old 1 hand waltz.

by C.M.E. Barnard December 30, 2008