Go back to the valley

A jocular, non-serious way of telling someone that they are sucking at something (usually surfing or skateboarding or some such activity). The expression originated among Los Angeles area surfers who would try to intimidate surfers from farther inland (usually the San Fernando Valley) into not surfing at “their” break. Locals could tell a “Val” because people from the valley usually weren’t very good (not having access to the beach as easy as coast residents). Hence the expression becoming synonymous with “you suck.” Was popularized as a catch phrase by several bad Hollywood surf movies (eg Point Break).

Dude 1 tries to kickflip off a curb and falls on his face.
Dude2: Hahaha, go back to the valley.

by Uncle Dungheap June 12, 2006

the valley

noun. short for "The San Fernando Valley", an section of the City of Los Angeles, touching the north/west border of LA county. population 2.5mil (approx).

the closer to the edges of the valley you get (the hills), the nicer (more expensive) the property is. the closer to the center of the valley you get (Reseda, Van Nuys, etc), the more ghetto it gets.

The valley used to be agricultural (1930-50's) then became a suburb, then more recently has become more industrial and is becoming more urban.

Home to the largest Porn industry in the world (see chatsworth), the worlds most used road (the 101 freeway) and so much more. The valley is said to be where the excessive use of the word "like" first originated, but the rest of teen america seems to have picked that up now too.

see also "SFV" or "818"

L.A. people constantly bad mouth the valley, but every time it tries to become it's own city, they vote that shit down, cus they know how much they need the bundles of money the SFV brings in to keep their over-populated schools, over-used roads and everything else running

the valley is about 100x better than the OC. in the valley you're never more than 10mins from a chill smoking spot (the hills). most of the OC doesnt even have hills.

by Olly J March 14, 2005

Ladies of the Valley

"The Valley's" are in Wales, part of the United Kingdom.

A welsh person is known as being from the Valley's.

In Wales there is a lot of sheep (8.2million to be precise), in comparison to humans (3million). Over the years, the hillarious English wit has, of course, intimated that the Welshman would have intimate relations with the sheep.

Ladies of the Valley, are therefore Welsh Sheep.

Farmer Giles has been gone a long time?

Yes he is very popular with the 'Ladies of the Valley".

by Queen Boother September 12, 2012

Beyond the valley

Used to explain that something is exceptional and completely beyond normal/what you’d expect

E.g. he is gorg beyond the valley of gorgeous

E.g. I am shook beyond the valley of shook

by yorkshiregal July 30, 2018

cuts of the valley

the cutty hood of noe valley, san francisco. kids that grow up in this neighborhood grow up rough.

nah blunt, i'm not tryna throw down in pac heights, i'd rather throw down in the cuts of the valley. it's way cuttier.

by scottweinergirl415 October 9, 2010

The Vile Crunch

Resultant loss of trillions due to the

dubious activities of a bunch of

" Cowboys " .

Where has all my hard earned investment money gone ?

Down a black hole I,m afraid ! -

It,s happened since The Vile Crunch

hit town ! .

by E - FUMBLER March 6, 2009

The Vible

The Vibe Bible
A philosophy on how to live your life
How to live your life in a way that will be satisfaction to yourself

I was going to head over to the job I hate but instead I listened to the teachings of the vible and put in my two week notice to quit and I am going to instead move to Italy and live my dream

by The Gnasty April 11, 2019