When a man is having sex with a woman from behind and he purposely tries to insert his penis into her anus and then pretends it was an accident by exclaiming "Hehe, Did I do that?" in the same manner that television character Steve Urkel would do when he made a mistake or was caught being a nuisance.
by deebee007 November 8, 2019
Get the The Steve Urkel mug.When a woman shits in a mans hand during sex and the man wipes the feces on his upper lip, leaving a streak that looks like Steve Harvey's mustache. Once the streak has hardened onto the man's lip, he eats the woman out while moaning the number one answers from the most recent Family Feud episode.
Jen: "Have you done The Steve Harvey with your boyfriend yet?"
Pamela: "No."
Jen: "Oh, you're missing out."
Pamela: "No."
Jen: "Oh, you're missing out."
by SatanWithoutHorns September 19, 2018
Get the The Steve Harvey mug.Steve Jeltz was a professional baseball player in the 1980s; he is generally regarded as one of the worst baseball players in recent memory. This belief may not be truly justified, but I digress...
To say somebody is "the Steve Jeltz of (something)" is to say that that person is among the worst in his or her profession, while indicating to the listener that you have some knowledge of baseball history.
To say somebody is "the Steve Jeltz of (something)" is to say that that person is among the worst in his or her profession, while indicating to the listener that you have some knowledge of baseball history.
About three years ago, I was watching some shitty horror movie with a friend and fellow baseball fan. I became irritated with the remarkably stiff and unconvincing performance of one of the actors, which led me to remark that he was "the Steve Jeltz of actors." Immediately after I said this, that actor yelled "OHHHH NOOOO!" in a hilariously bad voice.
My friend began laughing uncontrollably because of the unintentional, but perfect, juxtaposition of these two events. Since then, we have often referred to people who really suck at certain things as being "the Steve Jeltz of (whatever)."
My friend began laughing uncontrollably because of the unintentional, but perfect, juxtaposition of these two events. Since then, we have often referred to people who really suck at certain things as being "the Steve Jeltz of (whatever)."
by C-Mills September 14, 2012
Get the the Steve Jeltz of mug.When a person takes a shit while banging a dirty dark vagina in on hand and tries to catch the hot happy logs before it hits the toilet water and gives the magic cold, dirty (yet refreshing) blast of recycled pee.
by VegetaLove October 22, 2010
Get the The Steven JAY mug.A time in the evening when you send some random ass bullshit to Steve. This may cause confusion and discomfort.
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Get the the stevening mug.John: hey I'm the one that did everything and I'm the one that submitted all the ideas. Why did Jack get the Nobel Prize?
Shawn: Because he just gave you the Steve Nash, stupid.
Shawn: Because he just gave you the Steve Nash, stupid.
by MichaelBiker February 12, 2009
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