Burnt the Roast

When a Caucasian woman is married to a Caucasian partner, and conceives a baby, but when she goes into labor and gives birth to said child, the baby is of darker skinned ethnic origins, thus revealing that the woman has cheated on her husband, and has given birth to another man’s child.

Sally just had a baby, but she burnt the roast, as clearly it did not belong to Dave.

by EYEBR0WSE December 14, 2018

snub the rooster

jerking off, masturbation

Joe likes to snub the rooster when his roommate, the carnie, is not home.

by Dougie1234567890 November 12, 2006

balls deep in the roast beef curtain

penis all the way in the vagina. For short: BD in the RBC!

I was balls deep in the roast beef curtain all night last night.

by PhilSDfgadhgbdgjndfgs May 30, 2008

The Rooster

A form of dance where a person assumes a position of a rooster and starts going dumb and portraits a thizz face.

"Damn look at Bob doing the rooster"

by Oakes College! February 3, 2007

The Rooster Teeth Bump

The positive spike in views on a video that is mentioned and linked in the link dump on the Drunk Tank Podcast.

Did you see The Rooster Teeth Bump on that indestructible phone video?" "The fan boys posted pages of comments that just said Drunk Tank ;)

by jimboslice79 July 7, 2011

Smack the Rooster

The lesbian act of gently tapping another girl's labia for an arousal and doodling response

"She does not want to choke the chicken - she wants to smack the rooster!"

by SinglePringle047 June 22, 2017

Poising the roast

A male mistress throwing a fit when his woman is late coming home and he has to eat dinner alone. Can pout or go to extreme measures for attention.

"Keep this up and I might have to start poising the roast"

by bear and kitten October 11, 2020