finish the penguin

(noun)- While having any kind of sex, the male draws a penguin on any part of the womans body. Then ejaculating or "finishing" it off with sperm on the white part of the penguin.

Bob: Yo girl, lemme finish the penguin.
Girl: Okay

by poopoopoohead May 12, 2010

pokey the penguin

Pokry the Penguin has a degree in theoretical physics.

"Wait a minute, Pokeyzilla does not have a rocket launcher! You are just pokey!"

"Teehee!"

by dudeman February 21, 2004

walking the penguin

Masturbating, jerking off. Also walking the dog.

Walking the penguin is a good thing... if you don't have any better place to put the penguin into.

by Ittouchy January 31, 2008

tickling the penguin

whenever something is just over-the-top squee we refer to it as “tickling the penguin" as suggested by John Cole.

The YouTube video of Cookie the baby penguin at the Cincinnati Zoo is the prime example of Tickling the Penguin.

by remarketer May 12, 2011

Feeding the penguin

The art of inserting live maggots into your penis

Are you going fishing?

No, I’m just sick of lesbian porn, so I though I’d try feeding the penguin.

by Boxfridge November 25, 2017

Kevin the Penguin

A person who drags their feet and walks like a penguin after receiving some "brotherly" love

What up Kevin the Penguin?

by Zerg369 July 26, 2022

except the penguin

Chill out, calm down, just really excepting life.

"What the hell is wrong with you!?"

"Dude except the penguin"

by DounutBum June 24, 2005