The Mexican Gap

Old Navy clothing stores. Old Navy is highly frequented by Mexican Americans due to the lower prices and relatively fashionable clothes. Do not even consider going to an Old Navy in the SW United States during any clearance sales lest you wait 4 hours to check out. You can also tell a Mexican Gap by how disorderly the clothes are arranged 30 minutes after opening, because Mexicans consider it a big flea-market where they can throw clothes on the floor they don't intend to purchase.

Friend #1: "Hey lets hit up The Mexican Gap. They have $1 flip flops this weekend."
Friend #2: "Are you crazy?! It'll be one-in-one-out because of all the Mexicans! How about we wait until next weekend, pay a little extra, and save ourselves getting stabbed by some Mexican?"
Friend#1: "Word. Or we could go to actual Gap today. There shouldn't be any there."
Friend #2: "Truth."

by Cuban_B December 6, 2009

The Mexican Landgrab

When a dude receives a secret hand job in the middle of lecture

That guy totally got a handy from that hot chick in class.
Yeah, it's been a big year for the mexican landgrab

by MrMcGibblets April 29, 2012

the mexican freshman

The Mexican Freshman is the sexual act of Using Taco Bell fire sauce as lubricant while having sex with a virgin.

I gave Sarah the Mexican freshman last night and she loved it

by Candaaa May 28, 2014

The Mexican Sinkboy

A Mexican in the Hempfield area who steals sinks and goes by the name Dylan

Principal: oh look it's the Mexican Sinkboy
Dylan: are you my dad?

by Krombopulos Smiggle May 2, 2018

The Mexican Solo

The Mexican Solo is when somebody uses a bean burrito to masturbate. This burrito cannot be too hot, or too cold. This technique can be traced back all the way back to early humans and can be performed by both sexes.

Example 1:
Freind 1: Hey man do you wanna hang out tonight?
Friend 2: Nah man I've been planning on trying The Mexican Solo tonight.

Example 2:

Friend 1: I had to get a castration last night.
Friend 2: Why the hell would you do that?
Friend 1: I tried The Mexican Solo and it went wrong

Friend 2: How could it go wrong?
Friend 1: I didn't warm it up enough and got frostbite on my dick!

by shitstacey May 18, 2019

The mexican spice straw

Take a shot of hot sauce and spit it down someone’s pee hole and suck it back out.

Hey me and morgan did the mexican spice straw last night and my shit is still on fire.

by T-Money13 February 25, 2023

The Mexican Dong Swipers

In order to perform the mexican dong swiper, you'll need a blender, a live duck, and a toaster. First, have your girlfriend come over to your house and have the duck, blender and toaster all on the table. Hopefully she'll be suspicious. Take her into the bedroom, and fuck her brains out, tell her you want to get wine, then grab the duck, go back into the room, insert the duck into her vagina, then proceed to cum on the inserted duck, have her squirt her menstreul juices on the duck. The duck will be very scared by this point, take this duck out to the kitchen, put this duck with the juices on it, and put it into the blender, after frapeeing it for roughly 2 minutes, put this mixture on to a baking tray, turn the oven to 350 degrees fahrenheit, bake for 22 minutes (set the timer), then cut this mixture into bars that you can bring to your next party. Enjoy this wonderous treat! After eating this mixture, it will produce a euphoric state and your dong will tingle, hence the name.

Jeff: Me and my girlfriend made some bars last night.
Jose: Really? What did they consist of?
Jeff: Look at it. Your eating The Mexican Dong Swipers right now.
Jose: Fuck you Jeff.

by IScissorkickLatinos May 19, 2010