The Bernie Mac

To Bernie Mac someone: to catch a person so completely unawares as to absolutely decimate them.

Does not necessarily need to be a physical assault, but a vicious triple pimp slap combo is the archetypical essence of the move.

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you....I'm out." - 'Julio' from Half-Baked

The Bernie Mac.

by stochastic mime March 20, 2013

The middle mac

The best part of the Mac and cheese pan. Right in the middle away from the evil corners of the pan.

Grandma: Here you go baby, just like you like it!
Grandson: Ayyye grandma blessed me with the middle mac!

by iamanthonydean March 25, 2019

Mac the Daddies

Flirting with boys with an agenda, that being getting the guy to date you. The saying implies inevitable success at acquiring a mac daddy.

"Colleen, we can't mac the daddies at a work function: it's unprofessional!"
Or "Ruba, if you want to mac the daddies, you better put on a shorter skirt!"

by K.A. Moss August 1, 2008

Big Mac the Crack Ritual

Big Mac my Crack is when a guy over 600 pounds cosplaying as Ronald Mc Donald sticks his tiny penis into a really hot girl's ass while singing all of lil pump's songs. 100 people need to circle the fat Ronald Mc Donald and his hot ass victim while masturbating. They will also have to dress up as the joker. When the fat fuck is done singing the beautiful songs he will have to kill the hot ass chick and eat her heart. Then the devil will be summon and he will kill all the 100 masturbating cunts. The fat fuck's tiny cock will explode and the fat fuck will die. If this is repeated 666 times hitler will come back. Hitler become a giant cyborg ninja nigger.

Have you seen one of those Big Mac the Crack Rituals , that fat fucks penis exploded like the twin towers.

by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin April 24, 2018

Mac the tv

This is A character from escape the object show and from Tiktok and the Bfb amino

Want to watch some Mac the tv

by Mac the tv July 12, 2021

mac the muscle man

A dickhead, who doesn’t give his beautiful, fantastic and just great girlfriend flowers and doesn’t come to london every time she asks, he’s rude and sends memes to other girls but he’s kinda cute and got a shlonggggg

mac the muscle man’s gf is mad at him 24/7

by jaicarrrrr November 23, 2021

Mac the snacc

Someone who has way too many friends, and most of them are girls. He spends most of his time with drippy Asian girls and will walk away from you without saying goodbye.

"Woah, get back here! Don't just walk away and be a Mac the snacc!"
"Sorry, I just wanted to talk to drippy asian girls"

by Tyrannosauras Rex February 24, 2022