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Why are you locked in the bathroom?

“Why Are you locked in the bathroom?”
“You talking to me?”
“Maybe you should try getting a job?”

“Okay, where?”
Majestic 12.”
“Maybe you should join Majestic 12. In a body bag.”
“I have some good news for both of you.”
“Okay?”
“And?”

“I have contamination and mutants in my brain.”
“Just another parasite.”
"Why are you locked in the bathroom?"
"You talking to me?"
"Maybe you should try getting a job"
"nigga shut the fuck up i have one its not your problem im calling the police"
by Smokyoin April 12, 2021
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locked in the closet

The inability to come out gay because of the possibility of brutal retaliation from others. This could include being targeted by anti-gay groups, being avoided by your friends, etc.
Daniel wanted to come out, but because he lived near the Westboro Baptist Church, he was basically locked in the closet.
by MexiGin May 14, 2012
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The hooker no looker

The hooker no looker is when a guy grabs his digidi dog and holds it than proceeds to look away and nut than starts spraying on that hoe or guy if ur gay like ethan
Yessssssssssssss daddy said seleena hit me with the hooker no looker
by Ivegivenuponlife May 22, 2019
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door-locked-from-the-inside situation

a situation where having solved the problem is a prerequisite for solving it.

it is a problem where a solution exists, but access to it is blocked by the problem itself
this is an execution-based form of a circular reasoning paradox
Buying a package of scissors which need scissors to be opened is a door-locked-from-the-inside situation.
by a dusk veiled coast April 24, 2022
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Locked in the Box

The condition of a cock being stuck in a pussy.
Man 1: dude, my cock is soar as hell!

Man 2: damn, I thought you said you hit that shit last night.

Man 1: I did, man, but I got Locked in the Box so I had to spray my jank with a water hose to get that shit out. You know how spring cock will swell up on you.
by jodaworks February 20, 2009
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