Knights

The BEST, I mean BEST junior hockey team in CANADA, and the WORLD!! They achieved the title "BEST" by kicking some major ass this year, including Sidney Crosby and the Oceanic. Giving them a shut-out by the tune of 4-0, in the Memorial Cup final to be named 2005 Champions!!
Guy 1: Wanna go to a Knights game tonight?
Guy 2: Who are the Knights??
Guy 1: Dude, you suck when you don't even know who the Knights are!! I definetly don't wanna go with you now!
by Knighter September 17, 2005
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Knighted

Receiving a blowjob while in a castle. This can be an authentic pre-16th Century castle or a later reproduction made using the techniques of Western European castle engineers.
You: "Dude, I was on a date at Bancroft Tower and the girl blew me in the castle!"

Friend: "Oh my God, you got knighted!"
by blankcastle March 22, 2013
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Knighting

The swift, stealthy motion of placing one's penis on another's right shoulder, then left shoulder. Usually resulting in some sort of altercation, the method is misunderstood- as it is actually a form of respect.
"When I was knighting my grandmother without her waking up, a huge feeling of selflessness and cheer overwhelmed me, than I gave her best friend, Mabel, a high five with my unerect penis."
by Stank Bob December 20, 2009
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knighting

the process of masturbating on a females face and then blowing a brick on their : face, and or shoulder
I gave my bitch a good knighting last night
by daniel bolt January 9, 2008
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Knighted

When a guy cum on her shoulders and after that he declares her ma'am and stand up proud.
i totaly knighted my girl last night, she's now a ma'am.
by HairyPotterFD October 4, 2012
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knight

A common word used to replace the term 'scene'.
That dinosaur is hella knight.
by Rachel & Brittany September 12, 2005
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