Kim Jong un

The unstoppable rocket man!

Guy 1 (listening to the Elton John song "rocket man"

Guy 2: that's the Kim Jong un song!

Guy 1: what?

Guy 2: Kim Jong un threatened to nuke us again, he is such a rocket man!

by STEPMOMPINGASRRR January 5, 2018

Kim Jong Un

The first vegetable North Korea has produced in 69 years.

Bruh #1: Bruh, my poops are like clay.
Bruh #2: Bruh, you need to eat a Kim Jong Un.
Bruh #3 whomst nobody likes: Bruhs, I hear that’s really fatty and bad for the world.

by Dirty Lurch April 26, 2020

Kim Jong Un

A fat, evil couch potato who brainwashed his citizens with propaganda and executes anyone who opposes him. Kim Jong Un sends people to labour camps and does not feed them and if someone commits a serious crime, he sends their entire bloodline with them to prison. A crime in his country is watching Netflix and wearing jeans.

Kim Jong Un is so evil, I feel sorry for North Koreans.

by ali3nalius June 30, 2019

Kim Jong Un

A very Obese and unintelligent dictator who can’t get over the fact that he has a very small Willie

“Kim Jong un is a small DICtator”

by Trazy June 26, 2022

Kim Jong un

Some North Korean crackhead who liked nukes and the military (but he's a dictator)

Kim Jong un also mistakes lunch for launch

by It's probably true what I told April 18, 2016

kim Jong un

A fucking retarded bitch who is Hitler reincarnated and plays with bombs for fun. He will start world war three and kill his Korean squint eyed people.

Kim Jong un is a dick

by ISIS LEADER February 16, 2017

Kim Jong Un

A creepy ass squinty eyed North Korean bastard

Kim Jong Un looks like fucking donkey kong

by Joe_Mama_The_Queer March 18, 2020