hiring an Eastern European prostitute, having her eat a full room service spread at the Four Seasons, and then jacking off under a glass coffee table while she pukes it all up onto the top.
credit to: somethingawful
credit to: somethingawful
by SonoControl October 2, 2013
Get the Pizza Kievmug. Kiev is a master of sarcasm, he really likes to make people believe he’s a bitch, but he has a big heart and really cares for his people!! Kiev’s are usually the best friends and you can trust them!
by Nastyattitude November 22, 2021
Get the Kievmug. 
Once the ghost of Kiev arrived in Ukraine, the russo-ukraine war's favor shifted on the Ukrainian's side.
by 0∅7 November 17, 2023
Get the The ghost of Kievmug.