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The Rizzless Horseman 

The Rizzless Horseman means that this person has absolutely ZERO rizz. if you pull no bitches, then this describes you.
"Bro.. you are the rizzless horseman no cyap not even trolling.. ur actually braindead for pulling no bitches"

The Armless Horseman 

The act of vigorously fucking the empty sleeve of one's winter coat, often leather. In the act of Armless Horsemaning the person usually ejaculates into the sleeve of said winter coat.
My roommate just did The Armless Horseman into my new leather jacket!

The 5th Horseman 

The Godliest of alcoholic drinks. Served only to those who have survived the 4 prior horsemen. The alcohol content is rumored to be 95%, but there isn't much to base off of, as the drink is served rarely, to say the least.
Paramedic 1: "He's convulsing on the floor! What the hell happened here?"

Paramedic 2: *removes sunglasses* "The 5th Horseman..."

The Four Horseman 

By the last breath of the fourth winds blow

Better raise your ears

The sound of hooves knocks at your door

Lock up your wife and children now

It's time to wield the blade

For now you've got some company

The Horsemen are drawing nearer

On the leather steeds they ride

They've come to take your life

On through the dead of night

With the four Horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die! Ohh yeah yeah!
The Four Horseman

You have been dying since the day you were born

You know it's all been planned

The quartet of deliverance rides

A sinner once, a sinner twice

No need for confession now

'Cause now you've got the fight of your life

The Horsemen are drawing nearer

On the leather steeds they ride

They've come to take your life

On through the dead of night

With the four Horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die!

Time, has taken its toll on you

The lines that crack your face

Famine, your body it has torn through

Withered in every place

Pestilence, for what you've had to endure

And what you have put others through

Death, deliverance for you for sure

There is nothing you can do

So gather 'round young warriors now

And saddle up your steeds

Killing scores with demon swords

Now is the death of doers of wrong

Swing the judgment hammer down

Safely inside armor, blood, guts and sweat

The Horsemen are drawing nearer

On the leather steeds they ride

They've come to take your life

On through the dead of night

With the four Horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die!

Ohh yeah yeah!
The Four Horseman by Death Menace August 22, 2022

The Headless Horseman 

When a man cuts a jackolantern face in a pumpkin and jacks off into it
I heard Chris had fun on Halloween. He totally did the headless horseman to Mrs. Grossman's jackolantern.

The Headless Horseman 

The girl pulls shirt over her head with a cock in each hand
Heather decided to celebrate halloween by giving mike and mike the headless horseman