Robert Hayward

The ultimate human, a form of life often considered to be immortal and unbelievably incredible. Also known as- Goatward, Kingward, and Beautifulnessward.

OMG, there's Robert Hayward, I just creamed

by Haywardlover101 August 22, 2023

hayward-express

other way of saying fuck

*stubs toe on chair*
"Ahhhhh what the hayward-express!!"

#wthe

by dood_5769 September 28, 2017

Flight to Hayward

When you have sex with a girl and cum inside of her and she queefs the cum into a cup and drinks it.

Last night my girl and I did a flight to Hayward.

by Docgirth March 12, 2017

Tony Hayward

An awesome chap who likes yachting, inventor of modern day massonry.

Panel Member: How could you explain that...

Tony Hayward: I am afraid I do not recollect, I do not know, I was not party to the process, I am afraid I am not an engineer, I am not a scientist I am afraid, I do not recollect.

by sturmikk June 23, 2010

hayward horseshoe

When a male's member is so large that it can be bent downward and inserted into his own anus.

"You know what? Fuck you and your shitty East Bay friends. You all can sit around HAYWARD HORSESHOEING yourselves; I'll be in SF."

by malconsidine February 3, 2006

Justin Hayward

An awesome musicians. Lead singer from the Moody Blues. Stoner who uses a lot of blonde hair dye and wears flowery shirts.

Justin Hayward plays a mean guitar.

by MooBlu April 10, 2009

Donna Hayward

Bad ass mother fucker

dont mess with her shes a "Donna Hayward"

by cwh12345 November 30, 2011