Mathematical Asylum

When people apply to become permanent residents or citizens of another country, because they continually face job discrimination from both local and foreign employers, or from their own elitist government—the good jobs are given to those who were born or blessed with the “mathematical gene.”

Like millions of asylum seekers from developing countries and theocratic states, who fear discrimination for being gay or a woman in their country of origin, what are the chances that in a-not-too-distant future, math-anxious or mathematically challenged folks might also apply for mathematical asylum to live in some anti-multicultural or anti-woke societies?

by Numerati September 26, 2023

Meme asylum

hell

Literary hell

"I've seen hell"

'cc"you mean meme asylum?"

by DJ Mystic January 2, 2021

Insane Asylum

Formerly known as the old Mental Health Institutions of the bygone era, where patients were abused and experimented on (ie. lobotomy, electroconvulsive therapy, etc..)

Now the term “Insane Asylum” takes on a whole new meaning.

Its not a place to warehouse the crazies anymore. Its a place, where sane and rational people can seek Asylum from this crazy world and all the nut-jobs in it.

Hey, look, Theres too many crazy mental defectives in the world. I need to seek asylum in an insane asylum, that way I have asylum from the insane!

by st31n3r February 24, 2021

Borderline Asylum

Wicked crazy awesome band originating from Iron River Michigan.

Dude, did you go to the Borderline Asylum show last night?

by rileycandrum December 18, 2008

Brighton asylum

The scariest place on earth

Omg did you go to the Brighton asylum? It’s so cool

by uwubjsnsjen October 15, 2019

Christian Asylum

A term used when people of Christian faith go to after the time of retirement to live there years within the Holy Spirit.

My dad wanted to go to the Christian Asylum once he’s of age.

by PastorsRLife September 24, 2019

Asylum Seeker

supposedly drive mercedes, have shitloads of cash and is raking it in, when in fact use sellotape to keep their walls together, their idea of a meal in "Heinz" and get their asses kicked at school by neds cause tehy talk funny.

Dont spread the hate. Thats what the BNP wants you to do.

by Biafra J July 30, 2004