The most perfect guy any girl would ever dream of having in their life. Everything I need, everything ive ever wanted, plus more. No one can ever come close to him.
by adviento. May 18, 2008
Get the Albertmug. "Dude if you want to hack your computer go and get a feather duster and dust your keyboard." You make no sense man, stop alberting.
by Valoo February 24, 2015
Get the Albertingmug. an Albert is a hot pc gamer who loves to play infestation survivor stories and everyone loves him.
An Albert is usually seen bashing console fags with copies of Day Z.
An Albert is usually seen bashing console fags with copies of Day Z.
by Snoop Dog69 November 25, 2013
Get the Albertmug. N. Slang. An unexpectantly large penis on an otherwise unattractive man. Term most likely originated from the handsome Prince Albert, husband of Queen Victoria, whom was rumored to be very well hung. Not to be confused with the male genital piercing Prince Albert, though the origin is probably related.
by RandomThought November 28, 2009
Get the Albertmug. by BigNegro42069 May 25, 2020
Get the ALBERTmug. A sexy boy with a penis (bulbul) larger then African Americans.He is known to be a wanksta but lovable anyways.He can last up to three hours in bed and make you orgasm in a matter of seconds.If you dont know an Albert then commit suicide.
by a-y wanksta October 26, 2011
Get the Albertmug. albert - a large sloth like creature that can sleep for weeks at a time. the albert is also the only mamal that has adapted to eating in its sleep .... harmless unless disturbed while eaten... if attacked by an albert your best chance of survival is to tip it over.
a large gassy fart escaped from the albert
the albert said "im stervin"
the albert fair wanted a bite o the manas bum
the albert said "im stervin"
the albert fair wanted a bite o the manas bum
by mookieuk December 24, 2007
Get the albertmug.