Book

Shit to make you smart.

Instead of saying. Hi. You now say sup mother fuckers. Book help us.

by Crapthatfunny June 19, 2017

Bookings

Downtown police station where you get processed when you get caught

Shit i got caught 2 weeks ago and had to go to the bookings

by B.A.G. February 7, 2008

Book

Mutiple definitions,

1. An elephant with boiling hot explosive diarrhea with mental issues.

2. The spirit of your dead gerbil that came back to life to haunt you.

3. The cheese in between your toes.

1. "I saw a book at the airport yesterday!"

2. "My gerbil came to life to haunt me so I called Justin Bieber to help me bust that damn book!"

3. "I had a lot of books in my toes so I scraped it into my moms mouth while she was sleeping."

by Danny DeVito's Eyelash November 8, 2022

booked it

verb: pastence of book it: to have ran away as fast as posible

guy 1: why you outta breathe?

guy 2: 5.0 came thru outta no where

guy 1: so what

guy 2: what u mean 'so what?', i had a 50 sack, i booked it

by yungB45th January 29, 2010

book

the thing that make boomers have an instant orgasm just by looking at it

kid: hey grandpa i found this really cool book-
grandpa: aaauuughhh yeahhh
kid: k im gonna go now

by dudopa September 28, 2020

booked

to get in trouble or caught for something that you did wrong

I got booked for skipping yesterday

by pear February 17, 2006

Books

What people don't read enough today.

"Books? What's that?"

Dumbass MTVeenager

by WPH15 August 19, 2009