Texas Weather

Bi-polar weather that is unpredictable. Known for drastic changes in short amounts of time, often exibiting one seaon's expected weather in a different season. Weather seemingly changes on a whim.

"Okay, explain to me how yesterday we had 80 degree weather and clear skies and today we're in the middle of an ice storm!!! Tomorrow's weather is supposed to be 80 again!"

"Hey if you don't like Texas Weather today, just wait around a few minutes and it'll change!"

by veganroyalty March 8, 2012

Texas tunnel

A Texas tunnel is a stretched out vaginal or anal region.

After multiple babies, Susie lamented that she now had a Texas tunnel where her vagina had been.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Texas Low Rider

A Texas girl who is so big that her horse’s back sags in the middle.

When Beatrice rode her horse to the rodeo even the bulls stopped and stared.

“Wow that’s a real Texas low rider” said one of the cowboys

by Dongslapper467 June 2, 2021

magnolia texas

Where everyone graduates high school just to sit at Sonic to see who’s truck is the loudest. Also known for everyone sleeping with each other. If you aren’t on drugs, you are getting drunk every night thinking you’re cool.

I’m from Magnolia Texas and I’ve got the loudest truck at sonic.

by Sallywally May 10, 2018

Tentaspy

Cecaelian Frenchman with a penchant for Scouts and cigarettes. Commonly found in the sewers beneath 2Fort, this multi-limbed gentlemen is constantly on the hunt for a mate, oftentimes choosing a buck-toothed young man or, less commonly, a middle-aged German. Copulation usually involves some struggle, but the Tentaspy is built for this, with multiple tentacles made for lovin'. Once mating has been concluded, the Tentaspy may or may not snap the neck of, if not entirely devour, his mate, so that he leaves no evidence behind. Kinder Tentaspies may allow their partners to leave mostly unscathed, as they are believed to dislike wasting such a perfectly good piece of ass.

"If you're traversing the sewers and suddenly smell cigarettes and kalamari, you have most likely been spotted by a Tentaspy! Rape is imminent."

by UniqueScreenName November 12, 2009

Texas pink

When you go "Down South" on a girl and she farts in your eye so you get pink eye.

Gunnar went down on Deena and got a bad case of the Texas Pink.

by DimitrisDiner July 9, 2016

textapated

When you fail to look at your phone (due to sleeping, being occupied, being intoxicated, etc.) for a long time and the number of text messages you receive backs up greatly from your lack of response. This results in spending a long time answering your texts.

"Dude, did you get my message?"
"Nah, man. I passed out last night and now I'm super textapated."

by amvanstan July 25, 2014