texttarded

One who is challenged by texting. Not able to use short hand, emojis, or grammar. Can also be derived from striking the keys and not proff reading a message.

Sorry my message was unreadable, I'm a little texttarded.

by Mauimac March 7, 2016

tweatarded

the stupid things tweaked out people do

Your head lamp looks tweatarded, eat a sandwich and take a nap

by Grpit74 February 3, 2017

textured

Having a texture other than smooth

You could let your nail stay textured or apply the glossy top coat 🌮

by Amber (holosexual) August 10, 2017

twitarded

A mental affliction which causes people to think Twitter(.com) is useful in any way. (NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU'RE DOING EVERY SINGLE MOMENT.)

People who give you their twitter handle as soon as you meet are twitarded.

by ph1llydrifter July 25, 2009

treetarded

Schmoking the schtickey ickey (aka trees) to the point when retardedness sets in. Getting suuuper stoned, or lit, or blazed, or high off marijuana.

'yo meng after that fourf blizzey last night i was treetarded...!'

by uno suave gato November 22, 2006

Terarded

more stupid than stupid can be, idiotic, mentally funny.

Wow, he is so terarded.
lol my friend Kongus is such a T-rard

by Miira Yokunashi May 9, 2008

sextarded

Someone that is sexually inept. They do not know how to do anything sexual. They lay there. They make no noise.

He has no idea what to do in bed. He is sextarded.

by KKLLMM April 24, 2011