texas man's pot pie

when a man shits in a girl's vagina then eats it out

Dude... I gave sally a texas man's pot pie....it tasted like shit

by T-Brat April 5, 2007

Texan BBQ Sprinkler

The act of eating an absurd amount of spicy BBQ food with absolutely no fibre, and then filling the anus with BBQ sauce just be shitting it all out over a person or group of people.

Bro last night was amazing, this girl gave the whole team a Texan BBQ Sprinkler

by Jesus_has_risen_bbg May 18, 2025

sarah's own texas hot pocket

Basically just a reverse alabama hot pocket, in which the female inserts her vagina lips into the male's asshole as he proceeds to blow out copious amounts on feces inside the uterine walls.

can also be called "texas tuna melt"

Man that girl is one kinky bitch! i gave her sarah's own texas hot pocket to last her a lifetime last night

by mylohyoid May 13, 2008

send home a texan

to take a crap or a dump. usually very large

"Hey, where is Bob?"
"He's in the bathroom sending home a Texan"

by bubbadave August 21, 2005

Smoky Texan

When a female performs oral sex on a male, then just as he is about to come, pulls out a lighter and lights a fart he has been holding in. This culminates in a combo orgasm/fart fireball. This is the infamous Smoky Texan.

"Have your zippo and some tissues on standby love, I really feel like a Smoky Texan tonight.

by JLei May 14, 2013

St. Mark's School of Texas

One of the toughest, best, most prestigious high schools in the nation. A "college prep" school, the boys not only learn how to become truly erudite scholars, but they also encapsulate the hallmarks of a gentlemen. If you live in the Dallas area and want your boy to become a well-rounded, hard-working man, send him to St. Mark's for the best education.

Well, I'm not going to lie, it's tough, but the work load isn't too bad after coming from St. Mark's School of Texas. Hours of homework from my AP classes and pulling all-nighters before my AP English papers were due presented me a much more tedious and mentally challenging task than college work.

by A Princeton / SM graduate September 26, 2010

St. Mark's School of Texas

the most old money private school in dallas

-Which school does he go to?

-St. Mark's School of Texas

-His grandpa is probably an oil tycoon

by bobsegar May 7, 2009