by NinjaToes February 9, 2008
Get the TetsuProject mug.Thelma was so furious about her boyfriend dumping her for another girl; she nearly had a Tetsuo moment.
by Jeong Shin January 18, 2008
Get the Tetsuo moment mug.A word you scream when you're bored or when you have nothing to say in a conversation. This word can also be used when you see a sexy girl or woman with big overloaded boobs.
From the Dutch word for breasts: Tetten
From the Dutch word for breasts: Tetten
Sit. 1:
You're at school talking with your friends, suddenly nobody has anything to say, then you scream TETT'n as loud as you can.
Sit. 2:
You're walking on street, suddenly you see a hot, sexy girl or woman with huge boobs, then you say: "Damn, look at those TETT'n."
You're at school talking with your friends, suddenly nobody has anything to say, then you scream TETT'n as loud as you can.
Sit. 2:
You're walking on street, suddenly you see a hot, sexy girl or woman with huge boobs, then you say: "Damn, look at those TETT'n."
by Thibi February 3, 2008
Get the TETT'n mug.Applying cold food products to ones testicles and having your partner lick it off vigoriously. Similar to licking a popsicle.
When they were out of ice cream cones at Shawns house he applied ice cream to his scrotum and had Emily lick it off. She had a vanilla testsicle.
by B-Money and Wankis April 15, 2008
Get the testsicle mug.Sending text messages to those people you'd like to date "Someday" or "eventually" to remind them that you exist. It's a low effort way to maintain a connection without having to really commit to anything serious.
Q: "Have you heard from that guy you met in that bar last week?"
A: "Yeah, he's sent me a few maintenance texts tonight, asking where we were but not wanting to meet up. LAME!"
A: "Yeah, he's sent me a few maintenance texts tonight, asking where we were but not wanting to meet up. LAME!"
by shoewhore October 25, 2008
Get the Maintenance Texts mug.The text messages, BlackBerry Messenger messages, etc. messages, that one receives on Christmas Day or Christmas Eve. May become annoying after many are received.
Can be used for several purposes:
1. To gain attention from peers. Often interpreted as sincerely spreading Christmas cheer.
2. To sincerely spread Christmas cheer. Often interpreted as gaining attention from peers.
3. To send a mass text to all one's contacts with the hidden intent of sending a message to the ex who no longer talks to you but you still care about. Is often brutally obvious. The sender often needs to move on and fucking forget about it.
4. Something to do when your family is making you bored as hell.
5. To make fun of your Jewish friends.
Can be used for several purposes:
1. To gain attention from peers. Often interpreted as sincerely spreading Christmas cheer.
2. To sincerely spread Christmas cheer. Often interpreted as gaining attention from peers.
3. To send a mass text to all one's contacts with the hidden intent of sending a message to the ex who no longer talks to you but you still care about. Is often brutally obvious. The sender often needs to move on and fucking forget about it.
4. Something to do when your family is making you bored as hell.
5. To make fun of your Jewish friends.
Merry Christmas everyone! ~Jessica
Mike: wtf. i hate getting these Christmas texts. they're fucking annoying.
Mike: wtf. i hate getting these Christmas texts. they're fucking annoying.
by atesantasreindeerwithlatkes December 25, 2009
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