Texties

besties (best friends) who send each other an obscene amount of text messages and quite possibly communicate more often via text than in person or over the phone

Scott and I are texties, so we can talk about our friends while they're in the same room without them ever knowing!

by moumou July 7, 2009

Bestie From Another Testes

A variation on the phrase "Brother From Another Mother".

She's/He's my bestie from another testes!

by spyder_web September 15, 2009

Testie-mony

recalling a story that involves the gonads.

Bill was telling a Testie-mony about a teabaging incident

by Geeo the Spaceman July 7, 2009

testie

once a maphacker, ALWAYS A MAPHACKER.

testie has herpies

by Al Queda February 2, 2004

the testes

the bomb diggity, the titties, awesome, the heat, terrific, extraordinary.

that beck concert was the testes.

by kacee pyles June 19, 2006

testes

Short form of testicles. You may also know them as balls, bollocks, cojones, huevos or nuts.
I use all of these terms, and more besides, but then I am Ian Chode, the greatest swearer of modern times!

Chode: Eat my testes, bitch.
Bitch: OK. Mmmmm, better than McDonalds.
Chode: Splat!

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

Testes Twist

A “Testes Twist” is when someone twist a single testicle of another man.

Carl: Dude i gave Ryan the biggest “Testes Twist” yesterday you should’ve seen his face.

by JJ Jungle Juice November 24, 2020