great chick one of the best keeps her mind out out of her ass unlike most girls i know
awsome, hot assed, talks like a sailor/13 yr old boy,hot angel, stacked,swings back,flirty,plus sized(you wouldn't notice though), throws a good punch, great smile, acts good(is better in bed), knows what shes doing,smart,polite(seriously), dirty mind(dirtier actions),great boobs,did i mention HOT-ASSED????
awsome, hot assed, talks like a sailor/13 yr old boy,hot angel, stacked,swings back,flirty,plus sized(you wouldn't notice though), throws a good punch, great smile, acts good(is better in bed), knows what shes doing,smart,polite(seriously), dirty mind(dirtier actions),great boobs,did i mention HOT-ASSED????
dude:"wow TESS is such a nun, shes so quiet and smart"
guy:"uh you've never met her have you?"
dude:"ya we did a chem. project together, she kept saying stuff about the size of your hands and how good i was at chem. asked me almost constantly how to work different things"
guy:"how stupid are you?!!? o wait she talked about the size of MY hands?! no wonder shes been flirting with me!!! i think ill return the favor, she has a nice rack"
dude:"you say that like i hadnt noticed;)"
guy:"uh you've never met her have you?"
dude:"ya we did a chem. project together, she kept saying stuff about the size of your hands and how good i was at chem. asked me almost constantly how to work different things"
guy:"how stupid are you?!!? o wait she talked about the size of MY hands?! no wonder shes been flirting with me!!! i think ill return the favor, she has a nice rack"
dude:"you say that like i hadnt noticed;)"
by will.i.am?(sob) March 11, 2010
Fun energetic friend, loving to EVERYONE, BEAUTIFUL, never want to get on her bad side. if u do ur Fucked.... trust me Ik wht I'm talking about I have a friend named Tess so that's how ik. once she finds someone she really likes she will do anything to get him to be hers... nomatter wht she has to do. she's the life of a party without her ur party sucks, so if u don't know a Tess go out and find one and if you love her don't let her go. oh and she acts stupid but she's not. she's trying to get attention and she's NOT A SLUT SHES JUST A JEALOUS PEROSN.
by frenchie465 February 26, 2015
An incredibly sassy person. Sweet on the surface, but secretly evil. Can get away with anything by smiling. Very clumsy, but that makes her all the more lovable and she knows it. Good person to have on your side. Tess is derived from Theresa, and translates to "The Harvester." As in, the harvester of souls. For real, she will eat you alive. Good luck.
by Terry Rowen November 19, 2016
A person who is a person who likes candy and has fair dark hair. She likes YouTube, and annoying her elder sister. She is into looking good and makeup and beautiful in the inside and the outside and she is always hyper and exited.
Tessa was running the ferries wheel at the Ohio state fair better than anyone, did I mention it was when it was when she was asleep.
by Master of the internet June 30, 2017
by Urbandicionarylover;) April 4, 2016
A fun and creative person that is PERFECT, guys if you know a Tess make your move. Tesses are amazing story tellers and feel that they always need to share their personal lives. She comes off stupid and unaware of EVERYTHING and always just passes tests by a few points. But in reality most are just a character and are actually very smart. Did I mention that their AMAZING in bed like AMAZING. She's not a slut but will do what ever you want her to... Whenever you want... She's a little strange when you first meet her but if you give her a second chance everybody loves a Tess so don't judge her. Shes nice to everybody but don't get on her bad side for its hard to get off. their beautiful but like to hide it by not brushing their hair and wear little makeup. Lol jk as I said their just a character and lots of them have had many tragic events happen to them and are often suisidal and have issues. All in all tesses are really hot girls with crazy and loud personalitys but don't forget that she's a Total SLUT lol but get to know a Tess and she will find trust in you, just a tip :)
by Lamps are blue November 10, 2013
BAMF. outgoing. narcotic. fucked up. insecure. emotional. restless. discontent. passive aggressive. people pleaser. user. abuser. honest. blonde. scared. peter pan. blunt. judgmental. intuitive. right. protective. owned. loved. hated. famous. hater. true. embarrassing. proud. Doesn’t take shit from anyone.
tess of the d'urbervilles
by DR031ISE* July 27, 2009