Terrurist

'''Terrurists''' is the name Americunts give to Arab people who "hate our freedom". In reality the Middle Eastern people just want to be left alone to live their own lives their own way. Sadly the fact they are sitting on the world's richest oil reserves makes them enemies of the USA. In order to justify these illegal attacks they claim that the Arabs(as well as other like Iranians and Afghans) are "terrurists who hate our freedom".

Cletus: Y'all done seen them Ay-rabs protestin' 'bout our bombin' dere hospiTALS?

Leticia: Sure ting, dem '''terrurists''' do be hate our freeDOM!

by Mousebender December 19, 2011

poetic terrorism

n. A movement dedicated to spreading random acts of beauty, poetry, wonder, magic and thought-provocation. The concept was originated by the writer Hakim Bey and has appeared in movies such as the cult French film Amelie.

Poetic terrorism differs from the concept of "random acts of kindness" in that its acts are not always kind, but its ultimate goal is not malice, but broadening of the mind. Poetic terrorist acts may, of course, be kind - they may also be weird, funky, shocking, provocative, counter-cultural, anachronistic, subtle, subversive, mischievous, dark, creative and fey.

Examples of poetic terrorism would be:
* Decorating the walls of a public lavatory with Shakespearean sonnets in purple glittery marker pen
* Erecting a 50' inflatable sculpture in a public place, then removing it without trace once day is done
* Sprinkling flower petals from a window onto passers-by
* Frolicking in the park wearing an outlandish costume and jingling bells
* Whispering to random people that dragons exist, then continuing on your way
* Chalking countercultural slogans on sidewalks
* Taking bizarre and creative photos in photo booths, then leaving the photos for others to find
* Anything else you can think of!

If the world was filled with poetic terrorism instead of real terrorism, it would be a much better place.

by Spritedust May 15, 2004

Song Terrorist

When someone sings a particularly annoying or catchy song and geta it stuck in your head

Song Terrorist :"Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a fool with your pants on the ground."
You: God Damn it i hate that song!

(5 min. later)

You: Pants on the groud, pants on the ground....NOOOOOO!

by spaceyvelvetmuse January 31, 2010

terrorismism

'Terrorismism", word similarity to euphamism, refers to the current political use of the word terrorism to instill fear in the minds of North American and global citizens. As corporate enterprises seek to screw citizens all over the world out of their resources and remove rights and freedoms in collusion with corrupt governments, we see the word "terrorist" applied to ordinary activities....i.e. a man growing a chicken an act defying corporate food production and sale will be called an "eco terrorist". Simple vandalism is referred to as "domestic terrorism". Terrorism-isms abound as politicians and corporations alike strive to brainwash the public, instill fear and remove rights. Ironically, the real terrorists are governments.

After years of enduring sour gas emissions at the hand of corporate big-oil, John Brown finally lost his cool after all his cattle were killed, hiw well poisoned and his daughter's school shut down due to contaminated water. John drove his tractor into X-Oils yard in protest and was arrested under a domestic terrorism charge, another terrorismism. Local politicians and X-Oil used public fear tp purchase the remaining farm land in the area for a fraction of its value.

by vinter January 18, 2010

ivy league of terrorism

A state or an institution, like Pakistan government and Pakistani Army, which acts a host to international cross-border terrorist groups and promotes them like ivy leagues of different sports and games.

Pakistan hosts Ivy League of terrorism, U.N. told.

by mailucmail December 14, 2016

Wifi Terrorist

An individual who abuses the free Wifi bandwidth in public areas, therefore ruining connection for everyone else.

Tom: "Look at him."
Jerry: "Who?"
Tom: "The person at the table next to us. He is listening to Pandora, watching a Youtube video, and playing WOW. I can't even check my Facebook."
Jerry: "What a Wifi Terrorist!!"

by Drewbinskey June 21, 2011

etymological terrorist

A person who purposefully misuses a term or tries to appropriate a term based on historical meanings in order to advance a political agenda.

Terms some etymological terrorists have used in the past:

Isolationist to refer to non-interventionism
Classical libertarian to refer to communism
and more.

Bill Kristol is being an etymological terrorist when he calls people who don't want to always be involved in a war "isolationists" when in fact isolationism is what North Korea has and non-interventionism is what Switzerland has.

by Gunguy September 6, 2016